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( ACCIDENTAL VIDEO )

Nov 25, 2011 15:35

[ Greetings, residents of the Thor. Today Iceland has dropped his Guide on his way home from work, and turns it on as he picks it up. He's not exactly paying attention to his device, however, as he notices a suspicious someone watching him from around the corner. ]

What're you doing?

You can't be a man.

What.

[And suddenly, the suspicious ( Read more... )

iceland, sealand (wendy kirkland)

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action hwamei November 26 2011, 02:12:46 UTC

Oh, Iceland! What are you two doing? Did you do something bad?

[ Because that's why he's being harassed by little kids, right!!! ]

action youngestsister November 26 2011, 11:56:19 UTC

He's not letting me touch his chin!

action hwamei November 26 2011, 12:27:09 UTC

He's not? Um, wait, why do want to touch his chin?

action youngestsister November 26 2011, 12:29:59 UTC

He claims to be an adult but he has no beard. But he also claims to be a guy. So maybe the beard is invisible.

action hwamei November 26 2011, 12:36:13 UTC

Hahaha! Not all adults have beards, silly! But... Iceland's not exactly an adult either.

action youngestsister November 26 2011, 13:59:31 UTC

I know that! Women can't grow them unless they have women beards, but they look different most of the time.

[And this is an interesting piece of information. She crawls over to grab the communicator before Iceland can.]

But he said he was one!

action hwamei November 26 2011, 14:17:30 UTC

Wh- Women can't grow beards!

[ Not stopping her... ]

Did he... [ eyes Iceland. KIND OF AMUSED. ]

action youngestsister November 26 2011, 14:29:45 UTC

Boys start to grow beards when they turn into adults! Some shave really well but there is still stubble - and of course women can! Have you never seen a lady beard?

[Grin. She has the superior knowledge!]

Some women have beards! usually on the upper lip only but it can be more, and sometimes they are dark and short but they can also be longer and dark or also rather light and long. It looks really weird and they usually shave or pluck it - like France says that jerk England does with her eyebrows, only with the beard.

action hwamei November 26 2011, 14:40:45 UTC

Ohhhh, I see! Your friend is really smart, Iceland!

[ Hehehe, she's humoring her... ]

England is a man, though.

action youngestsister November 26 2011, 14:43:21 UTC

Not where I'm from! And France and Italy are girls, too.

[But this is more important. Turning around to Iceland.]

I'll be your friend if you want me to!

action hwamei November 26 2011, 14:57:21 UTC

Eh? [Wait, wait. What.] Ehhh!?

Wait a minute! Iceland and I have an alliance! We can't be friends with just anyone, you know.

action youngestsister November 26 2011, 15:20:13 UTC

You can be a friend of the great and most beautiful Sealand if you want, too!

[She resolved to make lots of friends here, after all.]

action hwamei November 27 2011, 01:55:55 UTC

Sealand!?

But Sealand is a, how did - why... Cute...

action youngestsister November 27 2011, 09:42:35 UTC

Yes!

I got here about two weeks ago!

action hwamei November 27 2011, 11:06:30 UTC

That wasn't what I was going to ask!

action youngestsister November 27 2011, 11:13:50 UTC

What was it?

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