Warning for mention of male parts / None of this should be misinterpretted

[maraihi]

[Locked to the male staff at Class Act]

Guys, there's a really bad disease going around, so I suggest all of you go see a doctor to get tested. Apparently it came from one of the planets and if you don't get it checked out your penis might fall off!

[/locked]

[Locked to Kiriko]

Doctor, I need your sperm!

[/locked]

[Locked to Ashura]I think

Comments

[Video]

[dr_kiriko]

[EXCUSE ME NOW.]

What!

[Video]

[maraihi]

It needs to be tested!

...Unless... You're a doctor, do you know how to test for that new disease?

Re: [Video]

[dr_kiriko]

[A bit indignant over his sudden request!]

Why does my sperm need to be-

...New disease?

[What? He hadn't heard of any sort of outbreak..]

[Video]

[maraihi]

Yeah. There's been an outbreak of some disease from a planet that will make your penis shrivel up and fall off or something.

I don't want you to lose your penis! I don't want to lose mine, either.

[maybe not here XD]

[maple_syrup_can]

[;A;
A-as you say, Maraich...]

[maraihi]

[Glare glare go make sure your penis is ok, ok Canada?]

[maple_syrup_can]

[R-right... thank you for your... concern...]

[maraihi]

[You can even take a break from work to get checked!]

[VIDEO]

[p_p_p_pasta]

THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER!!!

[VIDEO]

[maraihi]

It's ok! We just need to get tested to make sure we're safe!

[VIDEO]

[p_p_p_pasta]

But I haven't done it with anyone!

[VIDEO]

[maraihi]

You still have time! And if we hurry up we can make sure everyone is ok!

[video] 1/5

[mysecrethobby]

[Looking through the network, ho-hum, wait, what is this, a message for Germany...?]

[mysecrethobby]

[...What.]

[mysecrethobby]

[What.]

[mysecrethobby]

[What!?]

[wishmadeinfire]

What is wrong Maraich? Did something happen to you?

[maraihi]

There's a virus outbreak! I think we should both get checked right now.