An Angel & A Shinigami Walk Into a Bar † Audio

[wingsofsilver]

[The audio, like so many things, begins abruptly.]

-should’ve figured one of you guys would show up. I was just about to put the word out. [The first to speak is Gin, his voice getting increasingly louder as he comes back to where he left the guide. Contrary to his usually dry tone, he sounds rather somber at the moment.]

[The answering voice is

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[ Well, not like she hadn't already been able to tell. ]

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You aren't going to take out your frustration on them, are you?

[ if it wasn't her, this could sound something more like-- u ok bro? ]

[wingsofsilver]

Do you think he'd have left them with me if I would?

[Awwww.]

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I think he trusted you not to.

Do you know how to feed them and take care of them? I could come check in a week if all of you are still alive. [ because going there now is just-- no. ]

[wingsofsilver]

[Oh god, the last thing he wants to deal with right now are more potential waterworks from a woman. (Nevermind that Suì-Fēng is nowhere near that kind of person, but still.)]

My foster sister, Skye, had a litter. So yeah, I know how to deal with a handful of felines.

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[ she'd tell you that she bets Urahara has already been a handful!!! ]

Oh? Didn't look like it.

[wingsofsilver]

[... Him? Naaah, he's ha-ha-ha-ing his way to the door... sort of.]

They'll survive. [Rawr.]

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[ well that's sad she'd love to see him cry a bit :| ]

So you knew how but pretended you didn't when I was around. Is that what you're saying?

[wingsofsilver]

[Time and place, captain, time and place.]

It's called "free labour." [Shush. He doesn't want to have to deal with the cats if he doesn't have to.]

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[ she has yet to find a way to make that man cry. he shields his balls at all times, too. what's a girl to do to see some tears? ]

It's called 'being a horrible liar'.

[wingsofsilver]

[... onions? Tear gas?]

Why do you even care?

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[ /taking notes ]

What do you mean? I thought it was obvious I care. About the cats.

[wingsofsilver]

[Flash bangs, soap operas...]

If you want to visit the goddamn hairballs, just ask.

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I told you, in a week.

[ Beside the fact that she'd need some space for herself in such a moment-- so she'll just assume he does too, she doesn't want to risk seeing any waterworks either. Won't step in there until she's sure it's baw-free. ]

[wingsofsilver]

Well, at least we're past the pretense of asking now.

[Puh-lease, Gin doesn't cry in front of women. That just wouldn't be manly. snort]

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You were going to say yes. I'm just trying not to waste our time.