[video]

[goneonenight]

[The feed turns on to show Yoruichi sitting at a desk at the front of a classroom full of young children, no older than six years old (and the odd older person screwed over by the employment system

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[supersedure]

Yoruichi-sama...

[goneonenight]

Hm?

[supersedure]

Surely you do realize that strapping a captain of the Gotei 13 to a-- [ the fuck is that even anyway? ] --robot stretcher? Is a bit...

[goneonenight]

[Surely you realize she doesn't care]

He knows the rules. 3 unexplained absences and the attendance system sends out the robots; all I did was mark him as absent.

[video]

[seereaction]

That seems... quite awkward.

Re: [video]

[goneonenight]

He's quite an awkward sort of man, yes.

[seereaction]

It must be really embarrassing for him to be brought to you like that, though.

[goneonenight]

Well, maybe next time he'll come to class on his own. Or at least arrange for an excused absence. The school system's pretty strict about that.

[ofnoblemind]

[He is not going to color like a child, thank you very much, Shihouin Yoruichi. Nope, he is just going to sit at this undersized desk with a (false) appearance of serenity and his arms crossed over his chest becuase this is ridiculous.

He's never been so humiliated.

Damn werecat. Since when did anyone trust you with children, anyway?

Stupid.

...He will need top-grade materials for this assignment if you want him to fulfill his artistic potential.]

[goneonenight]

[Oh, you mean since your father and grandfather trusted me with you?]

[Takes her time passing out materials]

[Finally gets to his desk and gives him his construction paper and crayons]

Remember, you promised the other children those Seaweed Ambassador masks.

[Oh, don't forget your safety scissors. They're pink and sparkly like your zanpakutou]

[ofnoblemind]

[And that was clearly a grave mistake.]

I made no such promise, nor will I ever do so in the future.

[...Yeah, he's not touching that crap.]

[goneonenight]

[Lies, she is an excellent role model.]

Well, you didn't say you wouldn't, so they're expecting you to do it.

[will just keep standing here]

[while all the tiny adorable children stare at you]

[expectantly]

1/5

[nostray]

[Guide trawling Guide trawling Guide trawling--

wait hello what is this]

[nostray]

[is that]

[pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff]

[nostray]

[oh god what wait hang on]

4/5 i hope action is okay screw my hiatus i am not missing this for the world

[nostray]

[RUNNING IN LIKE TEN MINUTES LATER]

[CAN YOU SEE ALL THIS SKID SMOKE I HOPE THESE CHILDREN AREN'T ASTHMATIC]

[PLEASE LET ME NOT HAVE ANOTHER ABSENT MARK I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE TO LEARN THIS LESSON THE HARD WAY]

PRESENT.

[video]

[face_kick]

[Staaaaaare.

And she thought having to go to human high school was degrading...]

What is today's lesson?

Re: [video]

[goneonenight]

[come troll with me Rukia]

We're taking a break from numbers and colors today and concentrating on crafts.

[video]

[face_kick]

[Perhaps she should come deliver some knock-knock jokes... they would actually think those jokes were funny! ...Maybe.]

Manual dexterity is always a good thing to make sure they have a good grounding in.

Re: [video]

[goneonenight]

[If not, she and the children can bond over stuffed animals]

True enough. But really, I just figured the kids could use a day of fun.

[shrugs]

They're so little, I figure they need some time to play. Halloween's as good an excuse as any.