02 Second Prank [Video]

[foxingaround]

Oi! Oi!

...

HEY! EVERYBODY LISTEN UP!

...

[Certain he's gotten his attention, Naruto grins widely.]

It's my birthday, dattebayo.

[That is all.]

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[motherofthesun]

[What's this? It's tiny Naruto!]

[... Tail wag. Happy birthday!]

[foxingaround]

[What's this? A big white dog!]

Oh uh- hi there.

[motherofthesun]

[She grins, letting her tongue hang out. SUDDENLY TEXT]

Happy Birthday!

[foxingaround]

Eh-?

[This had to be some sort of coincidence, and he glances between the text and dog for a bit, buuuuuut-]

Uhm, thanks?

[groovepawn]

[Ah, what's this?! So loud!]

-Oh! Happy birthday!

[foxingaround]

Hehehe~ Thanks Onee-chan!

[groovepawn]

You're welcome!

How old are you turning?

[foxingaround]

Eight! It's gonna be awesome!

[aflashoffaith]

[Yes, yes it is, and there's a wrapped package in Minato's hands as he sneaks back into the living room with his son.

They'd already gone over all of the things left behind since Naruto's arrival, the pictures, the clothes, the knickknacks his son had collected before. But this... this was something new that Naruto didn't know about yet.]

I doubt there's anyone on the ship who didn't hear that.

[Sorry Mikoto, our apartment is even louder than it was before.]

[foxingaround]

That's the point-ttebayo!

[And there is Naruto flopped on the couch, tongue sticking out as he poking at the keys of his guide, figuring out how to respond to texts.]

sob notif fail

[aflashoffaith]

[He just laughs, taking a seat on the floor in front of the couch and handing the package over.

For all his talents gift wrapping isn't exactly his strong suit. But it's orange!]

Happy Birthday, Naruto.

[Inside? A smallcloak similar to his, minus the high collar and plus orange flames. Instead of writing down the back there's a large swirl, the symbol of the Uzumaki clan.

It's probably a little big now, loose, but Minato figured that would be better. Naruto would grow into it.]

asdf I know

[foxingaround]

[He blinks, forgetting the guide entirely in favor of his dad and the bright orange package. For a moment he simply stares at it, and then, he grins.]

What is it?

[He doesn't wait for the answer before starting to tear at the wrapping]

[text]

[maid_of_fthulu]

[...well... this is unexpected]

And who's birthday are we celebrating today?

[text]

[foxingaround]

itsmine! didnt you hear?

[Texting is so odd.]

[text]

[maid_of_fthulu]

[Is there any other way to talk? :3]

Naruto Uzumaki, right?

[text]

[foxingaround]

[He prefers methods that don't take him several minutes to type.]

yeah! thats me1 who are you?

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[abstracted_sky]

... Does that word even mean anything?

[Yes, that is obviously the most important part of this post.]

Video;

[foxingaround]

Whatda'ya mean?

[This should be good.]

Video;

[abstracted_sky]

Datteryabeebo.

[He can't even sau Byakuya's name right. What were you expecting?]

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[foxingaround]

Datteryubeboop?

[A thread of incomprehension.]