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forgodssakeerik in gargleblasted

two thoughts || video

Sep 13, 2011 14:08

[have a smiling face again, residents of the Thor.

today, Charles is sitting most comfortably in a chair, legs crossed, at a jaunty angle, looking very much excited. he is surrounded by gourds. yes, that's right, ladies and gentlemen: gourds.]Good evening, Thor residents ( Read more... )

charles xavier

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[Video] stompyerface September 13 2011, 20:10:44 UTC

Whoa! You sure do know a lot about gourds.

[video] oh god I lol'd so hard forgodssakeerik September 13 2011, 20:27:27 UTC

It is my job to know, my dear.

[video] so amazing stompyerface September 13 2011, 20:28:35 UTC

Well, yeah-- but usually people don't go this far with it! That's really cool!

[She admires your work ethic! 8D]

[video] nope still lolin forgodssakeerik September 13 2011, 20:30:03 UTC

[he gives her a nice wide smile.]

Thank you! I did do a fair amount of research. Might you fancy one of my gourds?

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firecandyleo September 13 2011, 20:21:20 UTC

Gross.

forgodssakeerik September 13 2011, 20:28:16 UTC

Not at all, my good man. They're simply an acquired taste, but I'm sure you can find one whose taste you acquire.

firecandyleo September 14 2011, 16:50:06 UTC

I meant all vegetables. Cows eat vegetables. M'not a cow.

forgodssakeerik September 16 2011, 15:42:51 UTC

Vegetables aren't only for cows, my friend. Besides, I'm also selling some wonderful fruits; perhaps melons are more your taste?

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video thighbelt September 13 2011, 20:27:39 UTC

[ she has no idea what you just said but oh many you are very pretty. ]

[video] forgodssakeerik September 13 2011, 20:29:06 UTC

[isn't he, though? and he knows it, too.

he leans towards the camera.]

Hello, there. Aren't you interested in one of my lovely gourds? They're at a special price, this month only.

[video] thighbelt September 13 2011, 20:32:33 UTC

Sure! I love gourds!

[video] forgodssakeerik September 13 2011, 20:34:21 UTC

I can sell you one of each individually, or a box of mixed gourds, anyone's guess, for a cheaper price.

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[Video] research_study September 13 2011, 20:32:09 UTC

Now that, my dear, is salesmanship.

Very well done. I almost want to have my apprentice try her hand at some of that.

[video] forgodssakeerik September 13 2011, 20:33:38 UTC

Hahh, thank you very much. I am nothing if not dedicated to my work.

I'd love to have her, if you wanted me to teach her.

[video] research_study September 13 2011, 20:41:46 UTC

Oh no lessons would be necessary, she's quite accomplished in the kitchen, but thank you nonetheless for offering Mister...?

[video] forgodssakeerik September 14 2011, 15:45:08 UTC

Xavier. [splutter, blurts:] Charles. Please, call me Charles.

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[Video] starwolf_leader September 13 2011, 20:41:46 UTC

You're quite the salesman, I'll give you that much.

[video] forgodssakeerik September 14 2011, 15:45:49 UTC

Thank you, very much. Would you care for some?

Re: [video] starwolf_leader September 14 2011, 18:04:19 UTC

I don't see why not. Can't hurt. What's your best seller?

forgodssakeerik September 16 2011, 15:45:42 UTC

As of now, I'm afraid the mixed boxes are the most popular. Two or three is actually quite a steal.

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