[have a smiling face again, residents of the Thor.
today, Charles is sitting most comfortably in a chair, legs crossed, at a jaunty angle, looking very much excited. he is surrounded by gourds. yes, that's right, ladies and gentlemen: gourds.]Good evening, Thor residents
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he leans towards the camera.]
Hello, there. Aren't you interested in one of my lovely gourds? They're at a special price, this month only.
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Five is great!
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But, perhaps one box has more cucumbers, and you cannot possibly stand them without one or two zucchinis thrown in. Perhaps you ought to get at least seven, so they are all perfectly and evenly mixed...?
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this is terrible. ]
Maybe you're right...
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But why stop there? Ten could easily feed twenty people for several months. You could be the talk of the Thor, the wonderful girl who bought gourds for every down-and-out alien wishing for just a bite to eat. You wouldn't need to buy food again for at least six months. That's a sort of security others only wish they had- and here it is, right at your fingertips, yours for the taking.
What do you say? [CHARMING SMILE AGAIN!]
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No more than ten. [ dammit. ]
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[he quickly writes her down for ten boxes. NO GOING BACK NOW, BROWN]
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[ a helper who hates her wallet. ]
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