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two thoughts || video

Sep 13, 2011 14:08

[have a smiling face again, residents of the Thor.

today, Charles is sitting most comfortably in a chair, legs crossed, at a jaunty angle, looking very much excited. he is surrounded by gourds. yes, that's right, ladies and gentlemen: gourds.]Good evening, Thor residents ( Read more... )

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video thighbelt September 13 2011, 20:27:39 UTC

[ she has no idea what you just said but oh many you are very pretty. ]

[video] forgodssakeerik September 13 2011, 20:29:06 UTC

[isn't he, though? and he knows it, too.

he leans towards the camera.]

Hello, there. Aren't you interested in one of my lovely gourds? They're at a special price, this month only.

[video] thighbelt September 13 2011, 20:32:33 UTC

Sure! I love gourds!

[video] forgodssakeerik September 13 2011, 20:34:21 UTC

I can sell you one of each individually, or a box of mixed gourds, anyone's guess, for a cheaper price.

[video] thighbelt September 13 2011, 20:38:37 UTC

How about a mixed box?

[video] forgodssakeerik September 13 2011, 20:39:47 UTC

Wonderful. And your name is...?

[video] thighbelt September 13 2011, 20:45:31 UTC

Stephanie! Stephanie Brown.

[video] forgodssakeerik September 14 2011, 15:44:03 UTC

Excellent, Miss Brown. How many boxes shall I put you down for, then? One is all well and good, yes, but five will last you through two seasons. At such an amazing price, how can you possibly resist...?

[video] thighbelt September 15 2011, 02:18:50 UTC

[ she has a dilemma now. She had no idea what a gourd even was before this, but man, look at that smile! How can you say no to that smile? ]

Five is great!

[video] poor batgirl, taken for a shitload of gourds. forgodssakeerik September 16 2011, 15:44:25 UTC

Right, then, I'll put you down for five.

But, perhaps one box has more cucumbers, and you cannot possibly stand them without one or two zucchinis thrown in. Perhaps you ought to get at least seven, so they are all perfectly and evenly mixed...?

[video] she won't even know what to do with them... thighbelt September 16 2011, 16:01:06 UTC

[ oh my god, how is she going to explain to her roommates about all of this? "YEAH A CUTE GUY WAS SELLING VEGETABLES SO NOW WE HAVE SEVEN BOXES FULL OF THEM ENJOY!!"

this is terrible. ]

Maybe you're right...

[video] ngl I'd let him sell me anything, he's so beautiful forgodssakeerik September 16 2011, 16:04:08 UTC

[have a charming smile! he's so thrilled you're literally buying all of his gourds.]

But why stop there? Ten could easily feed twenty people for several months. You could be the talk of the Thor, the wonderful girl who bought gourds for every down-and-out alien wishing for just a bite to eat. You wouldn't need to buy food again for at least six months. That's a sort of security others only wish they had- and here it is, right at your fingertips, yours for the taking.

What do you say? [CHARMING SMILE AGAIN!]

[video] I would be guilty here too thighbelt September 16 2011, 16:14:02 UTC

[ wow, what great logic! He is so right about thiNO STEPH YOU WERE TRAINED BY BATMAN YOU SHOULD BE STRONGER THAN THIS. Don't fall for it. Don't. Fall. For. It. ]

No more than ten. [ dammit. ]

[video] who wouldn't, really... forgodssakeerik September 16 2011, 17:10:41 UTC

Ten, wonderful. Absolutely smashing. Thank you, dearest, this will go a long way towards keeping your fellow man and alien fed.

[he quickly writes her down for ten boxes. NO GOING BACK NOW, BROWN]

[video] only terrible people thighbelt September 16 2011, 17:21:15 UTC

Well, that's me. A helper!

[ a helper who hates her wallet. ]

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