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[video]

Aug 19, 2011 13:12

[The feed turns on to the sight of a small grey kitten pawing at the screen. Seemingly bored, she turns away, revealing a bedroom in the background. Another cat, this one older, with black fur and golden eyes, is settling on the middle of the bed ( Read more... )

suì-fēng, shihouin yoruichi

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1/3 [ video ] 2girls1weapon August 19 2011, 20:27:36 UTC

[ At first she is like:

OH LOOK AT THE CUTE KITTY, I WANT TO WATCH THE CUTE KITTY! ]

2/3 [ video ] 2girls1weapon August 19 2011, 20:29:07 UTC

[ THEN she is all like:

OH ANOTHER TALKING KITTY WELL THIS ISN'T SUPER WEIRD IT ALSO SOUNDS LIKE A BOY KITTY

SHE SURE HOPES THE KITTY IS OKA-- ]

3/3 [ video ] 2girls1weapon August 19 2011, 20:30:30 UTC

[ SWEET JESUS TITS

DO ALL THE CATS AROUND HERE TURN INTO HOT WOMEN THAT DISLIKE CLOTHING?!

Her brain is in a state of "kajfhgjkadngadkfndkfgdndfgd" at the moment and will be long after the feed is cut off. ]

U...U-Uh...

[ video ] goneonenight August 19 2011, 20:49:46 UTC

[finally finds her guide and turns it on intending to find and berate her partner that way]

[...oh. It figures, the one time she leaves it out in the bedroom...]

Something wrong, kiddo?

[Don't worry, she's wearing a robe now, and it covers all of her]

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1/4 surpassheaven August 19 2011, 21:34:28 UTC

[KEH SOUNDS LIKE THAT CAT'S A SMOKER! OI ITS VOICE IS DEEPER THAN MINE]

surpassheaven August 19 2011, 21:34:51 UTC

[FHSDKM DID IT JUST TURN INTO A WOMAN?! I NEED TO QUIT DRINKING...

those are some huge breasts you have though]

surpassheaven August 19 2011, 21:35:32 UTC

...

[WAIT--THAT'S YORUICHI! THERE IS A GOD AND EVERYTHING IS RIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD! THE AIR SEEMS FRESHER AND COLORS MORE VIBRANT! IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE HAS LEAD UP TO THIS! I WISH I COULD BURN THIS IMAGE INTO MY MIND AND RECALL IT WHENEVER I WISH]

surpassheaven August 19 2011, 21:36:35 UTC

[and after realizing it's Yoruichi, he nosebleeds so massively that he falls to the floor. his guide bounces to the floor as well, showing nothing but static until coming back into focus, showing only his side and lower extremities. don't worry though, his hand comes into view, giving her a thumbs up to let her know that he somehow managed to avoid a hemorrhage]

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1/? nostray August 19 2011, 22:55:54 UTC

Huh?

nostray August 19 2011, 22:56:47 UTC

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purrinpumpkin August 20 2011, 04:07:52 UTC

Hey! You're just like me!

supersedure August 20 2011, 12:20:31 UTC

Doubtful.

purrinpumpkin August 20 2011, 22:24:23 UTC

I am. Look.[Poof! She transforms into a cat]

supersedure August 21 2011, 00:18:45 UTC

[ She raises an eyebrow because she didn't see that coming, but. ]

Even so.

What else can you do?

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wingsofsilver August 20 2011, 05:53:52 UTC

My not-so-virgin eyes.

supersedure August 20 2011, 12:21:33 UTC

Do you need me to gouge them out for you?

wingsofsilver August 20 2011, 19:58:06 UTC

Why is violence always your first option?

supersedure August 20 2011, 20:45:06 UTC

Quick and effective?

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