August Missions!
HELP WANTED
OOC Info:
Remember to check what pay level you are! You can't take a job with a pay level above your own. Also, Tourism missions are ones that take place on the planet!
Magical Princess! Love Cutie!It's finally here, the favorite of young girls and dirty old men all over the galaxy! The SS Thor will be filming its very own live action version of the smash hit cartoon series, Magical Princess! Love Cutie! We're accepting signups for parts in the show right now! Just think, you could be a superstar beloved by all! Wax those legs and LET'S LOVE CUTIE!
Luau!All month at the indoor beach, the SS Thor will be putting on a luau, free of charge. Come have some BBQ, some fruity cocktails, and dance the night away!
S.S. Thor Special Guest: Space Oprah!The intergalactically famous talk-show hostess Space Oprah will be spending a month on the S.S. Thor, interviewing residents and refugees in an attempt to peacefully breach social and economic differences, and spread a wealth of good cheer and possibly some brand new personal spacecraft! Sign-ups for interview auditions will be held soon, so get your name in now!
Space Pigeon InfestationSpace Pigeon numbers have risen to dangerously high levels over the past few months, and the swelling population is becoming hazardous to the health and safety of many citizens.
Breakthrough in Weightloss Science!Allemaxx Industries has created what they claim may soon be known as the ultimate diet food: The fried weightloss brownie! Scientists are looking for suitable volunteers to partake and participate in several test-runs throughout the month.
HELP WANTED
[Maintenance]1. The S.S. Thor needs every refugee room to be completely dusted- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The S.S. Thor needs tile scrubbers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3. The SS Thor needs bubblegum scrapers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. The SS Thor needs graffiti removal- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
5. The SS Thor needs sewage pipe cleaners- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
6. The SS Thor needs paperclip chain makers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. The SS Thor needs someone to install high-powered motors all over the ship- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. The SS Thor needs refugee earwax removal techs- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9. The SS Thor needs all refugee's refrigerators to be cleaned- Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
[Delivery]1. EZ Vend needs lasergun vending machines restocked. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The Lightning Post needs someone to deliver the paper. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Pizzaxis needs pizza deliverers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Doujin Jump needs someone to deliver risque fan-made comic books- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Sandbags Now needs sandbag transportation- Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
6. Magical Moz's Magic Wands needs magic wand delivery- Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
7. Snakes to You needs snake distributors - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
[Culinary/Foodservice]1. Sub Shack needs sandwich artists- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Yogurt Planet needs topping sorters- Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Franz's Apfel Strudel needs Strudelbakers, ja - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Mr. Whiskers' Catnip Bar needs servers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Starbacks needs frappercino blenders - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Gulpita's Garfarnian Speakeasy needs bartenders - [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Rakuichi Ramen needs chefs to create new ramen recipes - [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. Tandoori Palace needs curry chefs- Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
[Sales/Retail]1. Dragon Emporium needs baby dragon sales - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Battle Monsters Fighting Ring requires ticket sellers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Magical Princess! Love Cutie Official Merchandise Shop needs salespeople - Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Baby Bullet Baby Food Maker needs demonstrators - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Trasnylxarian Penguins 2 U needs trasnylxarian penguin salespeople - [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Banana Banana Banana needs banana telemarketers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Shake it Off needs gimmick exercise apparatus sales - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. Leather is Hot needs leather fashion sales - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Squeeee, That's Cute Boutique needs salespeople - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
10. Readmore Books needs needs sales of their super-popular book How To Be a Hottie - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
[Health and Safety]1. SS Thor needs space pigeon extermination- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. SS Thor needs collectors of broken glass - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3. SS Thor Law Enforcement needs donut fetchers - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. St. Xxlaxyr Memorial Hospital needs super-hot cat-eared nurses - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. SS Thor needs toilet disinfectors - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. SS Thor Refugees need patrollers to protect refugees's safety - Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Thor Teen Spirit Crusade needs teen refugees to reach out to fellow teen refugees in trouble - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. The SS Thor needs doctors to screen everyone's toenails for Galactic Toenail Health Month - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Thor for Thorians requires refugees to dumpster dive in search of items/evidence which will embarrass fellow refugees - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
10. SS Thor is looking for someone who can take surveys of what refugees want on board and publish data- Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
11. SS Thor Law Enforcement needs an Elite Force to apprehend underwear thieves- Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
[Culture and Couture]1. Pretentious Hipster Anti-Fashion Shack needs outfit designers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The Pampered Pet needs pet groomers and stylists - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Ninja Nighties needs ninjitsu pajama designers and models - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Beanie Planet needs beanie creators - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. The SS Thor needs an Eeeeeeeevil All-Powerful Wizard - Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. The SS Thor needs a nagging mama - Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. Viva Graffiti needs graffiti mural artists to paint refugee hallways - Slots: [5] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Massaji Massaji needs massage therapists - Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
10. The SS Thor Museum of Everything needs examples of refugee underwear - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
11. The SS Thor needs wine and cheese critics - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
12. The Lightning Post needs Guide articles published about the best refugee cooks on board - Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
13. Space Knights needs a designer to make merchandise for the popular sci-fi series - Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
[Education]1. The S.S. Thor needs primary school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 12 and under only!] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The S.S. Thor needs high school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 13 - 18 only!] Pay: [Minimum]
3. The S.S. Thor needs university students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for adults age 18+ only!] Pay: [Minimum]
4. The S.S. Thor needs teacher's aides. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
5. The S.S. Thor needs Day-Care Sitters. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. The S.S. Thor needs a school nurse. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. The S.S. Thor needs a school psychologist. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
8. The S.S. Thor needs primary school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9. The S.S. Thor needs high school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
10. The Seen Library needs librarians. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
11. The S.S. Thor needs college professors. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
12. Super Cute Interior Decorating instructors needed - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
13. Hovercar Driver's Ed instructors needed - Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
14. Electronic Science instructors needed - Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO Level]
[Entertainment]1. Bozzxo the Clown needs birthday party clowns - Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Karate Kids needs karate demonstrators - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Happy Drawing Time TV show needs artists to teach children how to draw various things - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Magical Princess! Love Cutie TV show needs actors to play the evil Shadow Witches - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
5. Magical Princess! Love Cutie TV show needs actors to play the magical mascot pets, Choco-chan and Vanilla-chan - Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
6. Magical Princess! Love Cutie TV show needs someone to play the ambiguously lesbian Princess SapphireTwinkle - Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Magical Princess! Love Cutie TV show needs someone to play the exotic foreigner who cannot speak correctly and is addicted to pachinko, Princess MossGreenGlitter - Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. SS Thor's Got Talent needs talent scouts to find talented refugees and feature them on the Guide- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9. Mariachi Time Dinner Show needs mariachi musicians- Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
10. Banana Slings needs sexy scantily-costumed male entertainers- Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
11. Space Oprah needs refugees to interview for her month-long segment on Thorian refugees! - Slots: [10] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
12. 101 Uses for a Thong TV show needs guests to demonstrate unusual uses for thong underwear - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
13. Magical Princess! Love Cutie TV show needs someone to play the buxom and rather stupid Princess PeachyPeachyPururin - Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
14. Magical Princess! Love Cutie TV show needs someone to play the main character: bespectacled, terminally shy honor student, Princess RubySparkle- Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
15. Magical Princess! Love Cutie TV show needs someone to play the cool and sadistic Princess BerryBerryYandere - Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
16. Magical Princess! Love Cutie TV show needs someone to play the teenage motorcycle gangster turned love interest who helps the princesses, Bousouzoku Mask - Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
17. Songy Music needs writers of songs for its idol singers - Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
18. Cool Me Down needs telephone operators who can help people feel colder in hot weather - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
19. Mermaid Lagoon Nightclub needs costumed mermaids for its pool- Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
[Arts and Humanities]1. Thor Museum of the Arts needs modern artists to create hideous artwork that shocks people - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The SS Thor is looking for laser ukelele players for a month-long luau at the indoor beach - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3. The SS Thor is looking for sand sculpture creators for a month-long luau at the indoor beach - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Thor Art Time is looking for rubber duckie artists - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
5. The SS Thor needs a Shakespeare Reciter for the mall- Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. The SS Thor requires fire jugglers for a month-long luau at the indoor beach- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. The SS Thor needs full-contact hopscotch players - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. Tears in Your Beer needs Tragical Country Music Singers for the entertainment district - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9. The SS Thor needs photographers to capture the beauty of everyday life on Thor - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
10. The SS Thor needs coconut-bra-clad hula dancers for a month-long luau at the indoor beach - Slots: [8] Pay: [College Degree]
11. The Gambler Network needs poker players for an exciting month long poker tournament - Slots: [8] Pay: [College Degree]
12. Thorian Greetings needs writers of greeting cards - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
13. The SS Thor is looking for paint-splashing steel drum musicians for a month-long luau at the indoor beach- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
14. The SS Thor needs bon dancers for a month-long luau at the indoor beach- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
15. Fund for the Arts needs poem writers - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
16. The SS Thor needs beachside trick bartenders for a month-long luau at the indoor beach- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
17. Smooth Groove Records needs sexy and provocative R&B songwriters and singers - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
[Tourism]1. X-Claws needs makers of duct tape adamantium hand claws - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. It'll Do Cosplay needs yarn wig makers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Plastic light-up sword sellers required - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Artists needed to make sexy character hug pillows - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Cosplay Barn needs superhero costume designers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. NEETs and hikikomori needed to troll message boards and start inane arguments- Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Your Space Fantasy needs metal slave girl bikini sellers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. KaChing Enterprises needs you to help manufacture awesome unlicensed fan goods - Slots: [5] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Pretend magic duelists needed immediately - Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
10. It'll Do Cosplay needs bathrobe samurai - Slots: [5] Pay: [College Degree]
11. OhMai Group needs doujinshi makers to create new ships and shocking stories - Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
12. Man-Fayes urgently needed - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
13. SuperChange needs cardboard robot suit makers - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
[News, Media, and Publishing]1. Flowery Fella Romance Comics needs boy's love story writers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The Lightning Post needs someone to report on the hottest refugee hotties- Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Channel 52 is in search of someone who can come up with new show ideas - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Black Magic Institute needs a book written on black magic - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. The Society for World Preservation needs you to write about and share your home culture on the guide - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
6. Magical Princess! Love Cutie needs comic book writers to come up with new plots - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7. CraftyBug.thor needs you to blog about craft projects refugees can make - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. Fannymitsu Magazine needs writers to test and critique video games - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
[Sciences, Research, and Testing]1. Happy Family Clinic needs surrogate queen bees- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2. SS Thor Labs needs beaver trainers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Tanaka Farms needs carnivorous earthworm monitors - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
4. SS Thor Labs needs electric vampire bat babysitters- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Consumer Safety Magazine needs My First Flamethrower safety testers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Allemaxx Drugs needs testers to try their new line of Fried Weightloss Brownies - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Prescott Pharmaceuticals needs testers for high-fiber capsules EZ Flow - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO Level]
8. SS Thor Labs needs sentient pillow testers. - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
9. SS Thor Labs needs radioactive football arena adjustment technicians.- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
[Physical Labor]1. I Got Worms needs truck drivers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Bouncy Bill needs trampoline jumpers - Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
3. SS Thor needs elephant washers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. SS Thor needs chariot racers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
4. SS Thor needs space zucchini pickers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Buffalo Trixie's Space Roundup needs rodeo stars - Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Ready Rickshaws needs rickshaw pullers - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Aqua Land needs whale tank scrubbers - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. StarMoo Dairy Farms needs manure shovelers - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Universal League of Magic Fighters needs contestants for prize fights- Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
10. SpaceSports Network needs lasertag players - Slots: [6] Pay: [CEO Level]
11. NiftyKnitters needs knitters of nifty knitted knickknacks - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
12. SS Thor Zoo needs crocodile dentists - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
Special Missions
I) 11ady is hiring for the Preventers.
1.) The Preventers need secretaries to overcome the perils of bureaucracy. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
2.) The Preventers need Freelance Agents to overcome actual peril. May require signing a confidentiality agreement - details of contract to be discussed further with employer. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3.) The Preventers need a Medical Consultant to teach first aid. Knowledge of emergency amputation and cauterization are a plus. Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
II) missthewoman is hiring on behalf of The Royal Oak Theatre Company
1.) Seeking Male Chorus Singers (of reasonable talent) for The Royal Oak Theatre Company's upcoming production of The Sorcerer. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
Notes:
The missions will be posted on every floor of the S.S. Thor and can also be found in the Lightning Post for those already subscribing, as well as on the network. Unless otherwise stated it's first come first serve, so just reply to the right comment below and you'll get it! However, to make sure everyone has a chance to get a mission, you have to wait until Monday, August 8th before you can apply for a second one.
To see what the requirements are for applying for Somewhat Decent, College Degree, and CEO level Wages, go here, and make sure you comment if you want the promotion!
Each mission lasts a month, and the paycheck will be handed out after the mission has been completed.
For those characters (and muns) who appreciate a bit more stability in their life, we have a Permanent Jobs Listing. If you're interested in pursuing this, please read all the instructions carefully before applying.
Replies will be in character. Please wait until all the jobs have been listed before commenting. Any comments made before all of the threads are posted will be deleted! Start a new thread for any OOC questions. And keep spam to a minimum! (...lol...)
OOC Info:
Remember to check what pay level you are! You can't take a job with a pay level above your own. Also, Tourism missions are ones that take place on the planet!
Magical Princess! Love Cutie!It's finally here, the favorite of young girls and dirty old men all over the galaxy! The SS Thor will be filming its very own live action version of the smash hit cartoon series, Magical Princess! Love Cutie! We're accepting signups for parts in the show right now! Just think, you could be a superstar beloved by all! Wax those legs and LET'S LOVE CUTIE!
Luau!All month at the indoor beach, the SS Thor will be putting on a luau, free of charge. Come have some BBQ, some fruity cocktails, and dance the night away!
S.S. Thor Special Guest: Space Oprah!The intergalactically famous talk-show hostess Space Oprah will be spending a month on the S.S. Thor, interviewing residents and refugees in an attempt to peacefully breach social and economic differences, and spread a wealth of good cheer and possibly some brand new personal spacecraft! Sign-ups for interview auditions will be held soon, so get your name in now!
Space Pigeon InfestationSpace Pigeon numbers have risen to dangerously high levels over the past few months, and the swelling population is becoming hazardous to the health and safety of many citizens.
Breakthrough in Weightloss Science!Allemaxx Industries has created what they claim may soon be known as the ultimate diet food: The fried weightloss brownie! Scientists are looking for suitable volunteers to partake and participate in several test-runs throughout the month.
HELP WANTED
[Maintenance]1. The S.S. Thor needs every refugee room to be completely dusted- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The S.S. Thor needs tile scrubbers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3. The SS Thor needs bubblegum scrapers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. The SS Thor needs graffiti removal- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
5. The SS Thor needs sewage pipe cleaners- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
6. The SS Thor needs paperclip chain makers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. The SS Thor needs someone to install high-powered motors all over the ship- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. The SS Thor needs refugee earwax removal techs- Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9. The SS Thor needs all refugee's refrigerators to be cleaned- Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
[Delivery]1. EZ Vend needs lasergun vending machines restocked. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The Lightning Post needs someone to deliver the paper. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Pizzaxis needs pizza deliverers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Doujin Jump needs someone to deliver risque fan-made comic books- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Sandbags Now needs sandbag transportation- Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
6. Magical Moz's Magic Wands needs magic wand delivery- Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
7. Snakes to You needs snake distributors - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
[Culinary/Foodservice]1. Sub Shack needs sandwich artists- Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Yogurt Planet needs topping sorters- Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Franz's Apfel Strudel needs Strudelbakers, ja - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Mr. Whiskers' Catnip Bar needs servers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Starbacks needs frappercino blenders - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Gulpita's Garfarnian Speakeasy needs bartenders - [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Rakuichi Ramen needs chefs to create new ramen recipes - [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. Tandoori Palace needs curry chefs- Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
[Sales/Retail]1. Dragon Emporium needs baby dragon sales - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Battle Monsters Fighting Ring requires ticket sellers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Magical Princess! Love Cutie Official Merchandise Shop needs salespeople - Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Baby Bullet Baby Food Maker needs demonstrators - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Trasnylxarian Penguins 2 U needs trasnylxarian penguin salespeople - [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Banana Banana Banana needs banana telemarketers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Shake it Off needs gimmick exercise apparatus sales - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. Leather is Hot needs leather fashion sales - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Squeeee, That's Cute Boutique needs salespeople - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
10. Readmore Books needs needs sales of their super-popular book How To Be a Hottie - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
[Health and Safety]1. SS Thor needs space pigeon extermination- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. SS Thor needs collectors of broken glass - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3. SS Thor Law Enforcement needs donut fetchers - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. St. Xxlaxyr Memorial Hospital needs super-hot cat-eared nurses - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. SS Thor needs toilet disinfectors - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. SS Thor Refugees need patrollers to protect refugees's safety - Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Thor Teen Spirit Crusade needs teen refugees to reach out to fellow teen refugees in trouble - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. The SS Thor needs doctors to screen everyone's toenails for Galactic Toenail Health Month - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Thor for Thorians requires refugees to dumpster dive in search of items/evidence which will embarrass fellow refugees - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
10. SS Thor is looking for someone who can take surveys of what refugees want on board and publish data- Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
11. SS Thor Law Enforcement needs an Elite Force to apprehend underwear thieves- Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
[Culture and Couture]1. Pretentious Hipster Anti-Fashion Shack needs outfit designers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The Pampered Pet needs pet groomers and stylists - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Ninja Nighties needs ninjitsu pajama designers and models - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Beanie Planet needs beanie creators - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. The SS Thor needs an Eeeeeeeevil All-Powerful Wizard - Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. The SS Thor needs a nagging mama - Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. Viva Graffiti needs graffiti mural artists to paint refugee hallways - Slots: [5] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Massaji Massaji needs massage therapists - Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
10. The SS Thor Museum of Everything needs examples of refugee underwear - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
11. The SS Thor needs wine and cheese critics - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
12. The Lightning Post needs Guide articles published about the best refugee cooks on board - Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
13. Space Knights needs a designer to make merchandise for the popular sci-fi series - Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
[Education]1. The S.S. Thor needs primary school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 12 and under only!] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The S.S. Thor needs high school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 13 - 18 only!] Pay: [Minimum]
3. The S.S. Thor needs university students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for adults age 18+ only!] Pay: [Minimum]
4. The S.S. Thor needs teacher's aides. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
5. The S.S. Thor needs Day-Care Sitters. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. The S.S. Thor needs a school nurse. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. The S.S. Thor needs a school psychologist. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
8. The S.S. Thor needs primary school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9. The S.S. Thor needs high school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
10. The Seen Library needs librarians. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
11. The S.S. Thor needs college professors. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
12. Super Cute Interior Decorating instructors needed - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
13. Hovercar Driver's Ed instructors needed - Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
14. Electronic Science instructors needed - Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO Level]
[Entertainment]1. Bozzxo the Clown needs birthday party clowns - Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Karate Kids needs karate demonstrators - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Happy Drawing Time TV show needs artists to teach children how to draw various things - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Magical Princess! Love Cutie TV show needs actors to play the evil Shadow Witches - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
5. Magical Princess! Love Cutie TV show needs actors to play the magical mascot pets, Choco-chan and Vanilla-chan - Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
6. Magical Princess! Love Cutie TV show needs someone to play the ambiguously lesbian Princess SapphireTwinkle - Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7. Magical Princess! Love Cutie TV show needs someone to play the exotic foreigner who cannot speak correctly and is addicted to pachinko, Princess MossGreenGlitter - Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. SS Thor's Got Talent needs talent scouts to find talented refugees and feature them on the Guide- Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9. Mariachi Time Dinner Show needs mariachi musicians- Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
10. Banana Slings needs sexy scantily-costumed male entertainers- Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
11. Space Oprah needs refugees to interview for her month-long segment on Thorian refugees! - Slots: [10] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
12. 101 Uses for a Thong TV show needs guests to demonstrate unusual uses for thong underwear - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
13. Magical Princess! Love Cutie TV show needs someone to play the buxom and rather stupid Princess PeachyPeachyPururin - Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
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17. Songy Music needs writers of songs for its idol singers - Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
18. Cool Me Down needs telephone operators who can help people feel colder in hot weather - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
19. Mermaid Lagoon Nightclub needs costumed mermaids for its pool- Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
[Arts and Humanities]1. Thor Museum of the Arts needs modern artists to create hideous artwork that shocks people - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The SS Thor is looking for laser ukelele players for a month-long luau at the indoor beach - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3. The SS Thor is looking for sand sculpture creators for a month-long luau at the indoor beach - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Thor Art Time is looking for rubber duckie artists - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
5. The SS Thor needs a Shakespeare Reciter for the mall- Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
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7. The SS Thor needs full-contact hopscotch players - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8. Tears in Your Beer needs Tragical Country Music Singers for the entertainment district - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9. The SS Thor needs photographers to capture the beauty of everyday life on Thor - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
10. The SS Thor needs coconut-bra-clad hula dancers for a month-long luau at the indoor beach - Slots: [8] Pay: [College Degree]
11. The Gambler Network needs poker players for an exciting month long poker tournament - Slots: [8] Pay: [College Degree]
12. Thorian Greetings needs writers of greeting cards - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
13. The SS Thor is looking for paint-splashing steel drum musicians for a month-long luau at the indoor beach- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
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15. Fund for the Arts needs poem writers - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
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17. Smooth Groove Records needs sexy and provocative R&B songwriters and singers - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
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3. Plastic light-up sword sellers required - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
4. Artists needed to make sexy character hug pillows - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
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8. KaChing Enterprises needs you to help manufacture awesome unlicensed fan goods - Slots: [5] Pay: [College Degree]
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11. OhMai Group needs doujinshi makers to create new ships and shocking stories - Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
12. Man-Fayes urgently needed - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
13. SuperChange needs cardboard robot suit makers - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
[News, Media, and Publishing]1. Flowery Fella Romance Comics needs boy's love story writers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2. The Lightning Post needs someone to report on the hottest refugee hotties- Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Channel 52 is in search of someone who can come up with new show ideas - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4. Black Magic Institute needs a book written on black magic - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
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6. Magical Princess! Love Cutie needs comic book writers to come up with new plots - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
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8. Fannymitsu Magazine needs writers to test and critique video games - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
[Sciences, Research, and Testing]1. Happy Family Clinic needs surrogate queen bees- Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2. SS Thor Labs needs beaver trainers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3. Tanaka Farms needs carnivorous earthworm monitors - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
4. SS Thor Labs needs electric vampire bat babysitters- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
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6. Allemaxx Drugs needs testers to try their new line of Fried Weightloss Brownies - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Prescott Pharmaceuticals needs testers for high-fiber capsules EZ Flow - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO Level]
8. SS Thor Labs needs sentient pillow testers. - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
9. SS Thor Labs needs radioactive football arena adjustment technicians.- Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
[Physical Labor]1. I Got Worms needs truck drivers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2. Bouncy Bill needs trampoline jumpers - Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
3. SS Thor needs elephant washers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4. SS Thor needs chariot racers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
4. SS Thor needs space zucchini pickers - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5. Buffalo Trixie's Space Roundup needs rodeo stars - Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6. Ready Rickshaws needs rickshaw pullers - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7. Aqua Land needs whale tank scrubbers - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8. StarMoo Dairy Farms needs manure shovelers - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9. Universal League of Magic Fighters needs contestants for prize fights- Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
10. SpaceSports Network needs lasertag players - Slots: [6] Pay: [CEO Level]
11. NiftyKnitters needs knitters of nifty knitted knickknacks - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
12. SS Thor Zoo needs crocodile dentists - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
Special Missions
I) 11ady is hiring for the Preventers.
1.) The Preventers need secretaries to overcome the perils of bureaucracy. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
2.) The Preventers need Freelance Agents to overcome actual peril. May require signing a confidentiality agreement - details of contract to be discussed further with employer. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3.) The Preventers need a Medical Consultant to teach first aid. Knowledge of emergency amputation and cauterization are a plus. Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
II) missthewoman is hiring on behalf of The Royal Oak Theatre Company
1.) Seeking Male Chorus Singers (of reasonable talent) for The Royal Oak Theatre Company's upcoming production of The Sorcerer. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
Notes:
The missions will be posted on every floor of the S.S. Thor and can also be found in the Lightning Post for those already subscribing, as well as on the network. Unless otherwise stated it's first come first serve, so just reply to the right comment below and you'll get it! However, to make sure everyone has a chance to get a mission, you have to wait until Monday, August 8th before you can apply for a second one.
To see what the requirements are for applying for Somewhat Decent, College Degree, and CEO level Wages, go here, and make sure you comment if you want the promotion!
Each mission lasts a month, and the paycheck will be handed out after the mission has been completed.
For those characters (and muns) who appreciate a bit more stability in their life, we have a Permanent Jobs Listing. If you're interested in pursuing this, please read all the instructions carefully before applying.
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