Comments | gargleblasted: Katsura ☂ Kotarou ❝D&D stands for dumb and delusional❞

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Katsura ☂ Kotarou ❝D&D stands for dumb and delusional❞

Jul 20, 2011 00:39

[►VIDEO post;]

[the feed jars on to what appears to be a master and a student -- locked in a battle to the death!]

[Zura presses a wooden sword of +10 tiny, awful splinters against Shinpachi’s -10 adam’s apple throat, and lets out a loud, evil laugh]

Haaa ha ha! You shall never have the hand of my daughter, you fool! Were your lowly shadow to ( Read more... )

shimura shinpachi, katsura kotarou

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[VIDEO/ACTION] pattan July 20 2011, 04:42:19 UTC

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU AD LIBBING?!

WHAT THE HELL IS THE KINGDOM PEOPLE'S MOST ELIGIBLE WIDOWER?!

IS THAT EVEN SOMETHING YOU'D WANT TO BE VOTED AS?!

Re: [VIDEO/ACTION] pattan July 20 2011, 04:43:04 UTC

[And he starts hurling foam darts at the back of Zura's head.]

BALDAGA!! BALDAGA!! BALDAGA!! BALDAGA!! BALDAGA!! BALDAGA!! BALDAGA!! BALDAGA!! BALDAGA!! BALDAGA!! BALDAGA!! BALDAGA!! BALDAGA!! BALDAGA!!

Re: [VIDEO/ACTION] pattan July 20 2011, 04:43:37 UTC

YOU TAKE 100 POINTS OF BRAIN DAMAAAAGEEEE!!!!

Re: [VIDEO/ACTION] itsnotzura July 20 2011, 04:56:41 UTC

Haa! I expected such a ploy from you, and that is why I invested no points into intelligence!

Your attack is meaningless!

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[Video] toomanypetals July 20 2011, 04:42:29 UTC

[Just this face.]

Re: [Video] pattan July 20 2011, 04:44:18 UTC

HE RUINED THE ADVERTISEMENT!

toomanypetals July 20 2011, 04:47:59 UTC

He has a habit of ruining everything.

pattan July 20 2011, 04:49:17 UTC

...You've had dealings with Katsura-san before, then.

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[video] cakefesta July 20 2011, 04:46:35 UTC

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ULTRA-Z?! OI! BRING THE ULTRA-Z BACK! I DON'T CARE ABOUT GROGS, I WANT TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO MY ULTRA-Z LEVEL!

Re: [video] pattan July 20 2011, 04:48:38 UTC

Ultra-Z level is disproportionate to the amount of K*ririn, Gin-san.

It's in the 4th Edition manual.

Re: [video] cakefesta July 20 2011, 05:12:11 UTC

THEN I CLEARLY HAVE ALL THE ULTRA-Z THERE IS TO BE HAD!

Re: [video] pattan July 20 2011, 05:17:30 UTC

It's really not hard to have high Ultra-Z levels. The hard part is having a head so empty it's full of dreams.

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[AUDIO] 11ady July 20 2011, 04:49:39 UTC

An interesting analysis but isn't out of place in a play?

[brief pause]

This is a stage production, isn't it? Or is it a game?

Re: [AUDIO] pattan July 20 2011, 04:51:56 UTC

It's a stage production advertising a game!

Re: [AUDIO] 11ady July 20 2011, 04:55:20 UTC

I see. And who are you playing, Otacon?

Re: [AUDIO] pattan July 20 2011, 04:55:52 UTC

I'm the DM. I run the game.

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mala_suerte July 20 2011, 05:13:16 UTC

[ BALDAGA? SERIOUSLY, THAT'S CRUEL ]

What's this an ad for?

pattan July 20 2011, 05:19:02 UTC

A game!

Ah...did I misfire? Friendly fire is usually on for all spells.

mala_suerte July 20 2011, 05:29:54 UTC

I ain't even playin'.

pattan July 20 2011, 05:31:04 UTC

So you're naturally K*ririn?

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