Katsura ☂ Kotarou ❝D&D stands for dumb and delusional❞

[itsnotzura]

[►VIDEO post;]

[the feed jars on to what appears to be a master and a student -- locked in a battle to the death!]

[Zura presses a wooden sword of +10 tiny, awful splinters against Shinpachi’s -10 adam’s apple throat, and lets out a loud, evil laugh]

Haaa ha ha! You shall never have the hand of my daughter, you fool! Were your lowly shadow to

Comments

[Video]

[toomanypetals]

[Just this face.]

Re: [Video]

[pattan]

HE RUINED THE ADVERTISEMENT!

[toomanypetals]

He has a habit of ruining everything.

[pattan]

...You've had dealings with Katsura-san before, then.

[itsnotzura]

Shinpachi-dono! Don't be taken in by that half-formed charlatan! That is in fact my evil twin!

[pattan]

He's your total opposite?

[toomanypetals]

[dslfjasl;fja-- sorry Shinpachi.]

I AM NOT YOUR GODDAMN EVIL TWIN!

[pattan]

Shouldn't you have a goatee?

[toomanypetals]

...

[yeah no not dealing with this kthx bai. Hanging up now in a fit of rage.]

[pattan]

...I'm still not convinced. You're both kind of jerks.

[itsnotzura]

Facial hair is a sign of a late riser, and a person with too many condiments in their refrigerator. I respect his right to be clean shaven, no matter the tradition.

[pattan]

But then how else would anyone know he's evil?

[itsnotzura]

His breath?

[pattan]

Halitosis isn't evil.

[itsnotzura]

I have not seen its redemption arc.

[pattan]

Body functions don't get redemption arcs!