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Jul 12, 2011 17:12

[The feed opens up to a truly stunning view of the floor, where it wobbles back and forth slightly. Very British, annoyed mumbling can be heard in the background.]

-stupid, what's the point of having a book about- completely and totally pointless, must've been a hell of a night ( Read more... )

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voice nicotine_patch July 12 2011, 21:15:40 UTC

This feed's givin' me nausea. I can't tell if it's your beer-bloat face or the motion sickness.

Re: Voice ASDFJKL; NINJA PLEASE. passthetophat July 13 2011, 00:30:48 UTC

When I said 'make sense'- d'you know what? Never mind. This is probably all just a... very bureaucratic... slightly vulgar... mildly stupid dream.

[He's quiet for a second, and when he starts up again, he's serious.]

D'you think she's alright?

Re: Voice OMG I AM SO SORRY I PROMISE TO STOP HAVING DOWNS ALL OVER YOUR POST LMFAO!!!!! nicotine_patch July 13 2011, 00:33:06 UTC

[he's (for the moment) serious in return]

Yah. It's all odds, anyway, and you can't always have bad ones.

Re: Voice IT'S TOTALLY COOL MAN, KEEPIN ME ON MY TOES. passthetophat July 13 2011, 00:35:20 UTC

Thanks, mate.

[Pause.]

You're still bonkers, though.

Re: Voice sobbing nicotine_patch July 13 2011, 00:38:53 UTC

[a snort! and a short exhale of (presumably) ash]

Like I'd even be talkin' to your crazy-eyed ass if I wasn't.

The sneezes are aliens called Vogons. They get off on doin' the boring shit nobody else wants ta do and write really crap poetry in their spare time. You don't hafta worry 'bout them.

Re: Voice There there, panda bear. passthetophat July 13 2011, 00:45:07 UTC

Crazy-eyed- what's with all the... hostility. I'm not- my eyes are- d'you know what- just- shut up.

Anyway-

So, they're like Dormie. Makes sense. Smell a bit more like Ratty, but, just the same.

-Poetry? Really?

Re: Voice nicotine_patch July 13 2011, 00:46:38 UTC

Everybody's got their vices. What's yers?

Re: Voice passthetophat July 13 2011, 00:48:41 UTC

Pretty girls in wet dresses.

I'd ask yours, but you've been chain smoking for the last forty minutes.

Re: Voice nicotine_patch July 13 2011, 00:50:58 UTC

[raspy laugh! YOU ARE CORRECT SIR]

More like the last ten years. Who don't like pretty girls in wet dresses?

Re: Voice passthetophat July 13 2011, 00:54:06 UTC

Just the one, really, but point taken.

So, this is it, then? Wonderland's gone, and all I've got to show for it is a book and a towel.

Is it like this for everyone?

Re: Voice nicotine_patch July 13 2011, 01:21:21 UTC

Naw, just the refugees. That's you, now, by the way.

Re: Voice nicotine_patch July 13 2011, 01:23:10 UTC

Actually it's way more complicated than that an' kinda a pain to explain. But you're new an' your brain is basically overdosin' right now, so for now, yeah. Consider it game over for your world and new game for you.

Re: Voice passthetophat July 13 2011, 09:30:04 UTC

[He sighs.]

Right. That's...

Very... not good.

Re: Voice nicotine_patch July 13 2011, 09:41:48 UTC

A pretty common opinion, ya might find. Surprisingly, a lotta us had shit goin' on?

Re: Voice passthetophat July 15 2011, 20:32:39 UTC

Yeah. I can see that, considering I was in the process of a public display of affection.

Re: Voice nicotine_patch July 17 2011, 23:59:49 UTC

Most other people were savin' the world or some dumbass action film shit or whatever but I g...uess that's important too.

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