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[The feed opens up to a truly stunning view of the floor, where it wobbles back and forth slightly. Very British, annoyed mumbling can be heard in the background.]
-stupid, what's the point of having a book about- completely and totally pointless, must've been a hell of a night-
[Wobble wobble. The view swings up and points down an empty hallway, then the ceiling, then it spins about, probably inducing an unfortunate sense of vertigo for those watching. Eventually, it settles on a face, with one perfectly arched eyebrow, looking exceptionally unamused.]
Oh.
Right. S'pose instructions would be a bit much to ask? No? [He taps at the camera.] Spent six bloody hours filling out forms for a lady who, frankly, looked a bit like sneeze, only to be politely informed my home's been blown up.
Granted, I've got a track record for being terrible with explanations, but this is just- it's- honestly, it's-
[He throws his hands in the air, apparently momentarily forgetting about the book in his hands, because the scenery flies by again. He brings it back into focus, giving a sheepish look.]
Sorry. Just. It's been a long day, and if anyone could give me a bit of a rundown of the situation, that'd be just peaches and teacups.
-stupid, what's the point of having a book about- completely and totally pointless, must've been a hell of a night-
[Wobble wobble. The view swings up and points down an empty hallway, then the ceiling, then it spins about, probably inducing an unfortunate sense of vertigo for those watching. Eventually, it settles on a face, with one perfectly arched eyebrow, looking exceptionally unamused.]
Oh.
Right. S'pose instructions would be a bit much to ask? No? [He taps at the camera.] Spent six bloody hours filling out forms for a lady who, frankly, looked a bit like sneeze, only to be politely informed my home's been blown up.
Granted, I've got a track record for being terrible with explanations, but this is just- it's- honestly, it's-
[He throws his hands in the air, apparently momentarily forgetting about the book in his hands, because the scenery flies by again. He brings it back into focus, giving a sheepish look.]
Sorry. Just. It's been a long day, and if anyone could give me a bit of a rundown of the situation, that'd be just peaches and teacups.