Event end & Planet arrival!
[Everyone's favorite intercom clicks on, and a squeaky voice begins to speak!]
Normality has been restored! I repeat, normality is restored! Anything you can't handle is now entirely your own problem!
Good thing we've got those back-up generators, huh, everyone? It sure would've sucked if we'd had another black-out like that one that happened last year. Or was that two years ago? Whatever. In any event, we're happy to report that the Thor's primary energy generators are now functioning and operating at 100% capacity.
Also, we've arrived at our latest destination!
[cue kazoo fanfare]
This month, we've entered orbit around the lovely planet Sim-3 in the Ee-Ay galaxy! Shuttles to the planet will begin running tomorrow, as usual.
Have fun and be careful!
[Aaaaand the intercom clicks off]
OOC Info:
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about the planet Sim-3:
It is said that the humanoid inhabitants of beautiful sunny Sim-3 are perpetually tortured by a cruel, angry god. Said god reportedly randomly places them in rooms with no way to get out, and then lights fireworks in them! Said god often wills them away from bathrooms even when they have to go REALLY REALLY bad! Said god regularly subjects them to alien invasions and a ridiculously high property taxes!
Houses tend to appear out of nowhere, and although many of the inhabitants go off to work, these humanoid creatures are never seen at their jobs.
Also, they speak a language unintelligible even to the Babel fish, and communicate with visiting tourists via a series of simple yet intuitive pictographs, which appear in speech-bubbles above their heads.
Sim-3 Stats:
Suns: 1 - yellow
Sky color: Blue
Day length: 24 hours
Climate: Warm and sunny. Every. Single. Day.
Largest city: Sim City
Chief attractions: Beautiful parks, interesting architecture, friendly people.
All visitors receive a beautiful crystal that will perpetually hover over their heads like the Sword of Damaclese. Let it be known these crystals are mass produced and are COMPLETELY worthless. Oh, but they change color with your mood, so that's kind of neat!
In short: If it can happen in the Sims games, it can happen on the planet! Never played a sims game? Here is some info to give you an idea of things you can do.
Reminders:
×) June is now over! Please take a moment to hit up the Activity Check and link us to your June activity!
×) We'll do our best to have missions up tomorrow night, hopefully in a more timely manner than the way we ended the event tonight. >.>
×)...I think that's it! As always, please feel free to address any questions you may have to this post, and we'll answer them as soon as we can.
Have fun on Sim-3! :D
Normality has been restored! I repeat, normality is restored! Anything you can't handle is now entirely your own problem!
Good thing we've got those back-up generators, huh, everyone? It sure would've sucked if we'd had another black-out like that one that happened last year. Or was that two years ago? Whatever. In any event, we're happy to report that the Thor's primary energy generators are now functioning and operating at 100% capacity.
Also, we've arrived at our latest destination!
[cue kazoo fanfare]
This month, we've entered orbit around the lovely planet Sim-3 in the Ee-Ay galaxy! Shuttles to the planet will begin running tomorrow, as usual.
Have fun and be careful!
[Aaaaand the intercom clicks off]
OOC Info:
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about the planet Sim-3:
It is said that the humanoid inhabitants of beautiful sunny Sim-3 are perpetually tortured by a cruel, angry god. Said god reportedly randomly places them in rooms with no way to get out, and then lights fireworks in them! Said god often wills them away from bathrooms even when they have to go REALLY REALLY bad! Said god regularly subjects them to alien invasions and a ridiculously high property taxes!
Houses tend to appear out of nowhere, and although many of the inhabitants go off to work, these humanoid creatures are never seen at their jobs.
Also, they speak a language unintelligible even to the Babel fish, and communicate with visiting tourists via a series of simple yet intuitive pictographs, which appear in speech-bubbles above their heads.
Sim-3 Stats:
Suns: 1 - yellow
Sky color: Blue
Day length: 24 hours
Climate: Warm and sunny. Every. Single. Day.
Largest city: Sim City
Chief attractions: Beautiful parks, interesting architecture, friendly people.
All visitors receive a beautiful crystal that will perpetually hover over their heads like the Sword of Damaclese. Let it be known these crystals are mass produced and are COMPLETELY worthless. Oh, but they change color with your mood, so that's kind of neat!
In short: If it can happen in the Sims games, it can happen on the planet! Never played a sims game? Here is some info to give you an idea of things you can do.
Reminders:
×) June is now over! Please take a moment to hit up the Activity Check and link us to your June activity!
×) We'll do our best to have missions up tomorrow night, hopefully in a more timely manner than the way we ended the event tonight. >.>
×)...I think that's it! As always, please feel free to address any questions you may have to this post, and we'll answer them as soon as we can.
Have fun on Sim-3! :D