10 ☝ [VIDEO]
[The feed is focused on a patch of dense foliage. Nothing happens for a few seconds but you hear the familiar roar of a space lion as it crashes through the vegetation, apparently drawing closer to the Guide. A branch bends down, suddenly visible at the top of the screen, as the lion approaches. Several more seconds pass and then the branch snaps with a loud crack, sending an almost-naked blue-haired idiot to the floor as the lion cruises by the Guide untouched.]
DAMN IT!
[You now see Kamina lying on the ground with his lower back and legs in the air, his crude homemade loincloth now rendered useless as it hangs next to his thigh--THIS IMAGE IS NOW CENSORED FOR THOSE UNDER 18 YEARS OF AGE! THE THOR WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY TRAUMA CAUSED BY THIS FEED. Kamina flops forward, pulling himself to his feet and fixing his loincloth. He's scratched up, bleeding, and dirty but still very enthusiastic given the circumstances.]
OI, OI, OI! HAS ANYONE MANAGED TO RIDE ONE OF THOSE LION BASTARDS YET?! KEH! I'VE GOTTEN CLOSE BUT THEY'RE PRETTY AGILE!
[a pause]
TAHHH!! OI, GIVE ME TWO MORE TRIES! ONCE I SUCCEED, YOU CAN ALL CALL ME THE MIGHTY BEAST MASTER KAMINA-SAMA!! YOSH!!!
DAMN IT!
[You now see Kamina lying on the ground with his lower back and legs in the air, his crude homemade loincloth now rendered useless as it hangs next to his thigh--THIS IMAGE IS NOW CENSORED FOR THOSE UNDER 18 YEARS OF AGE! THE THOR WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY TRAUMA CAUSED BY THIS FEED. Kamina flops forward, pulling himself to his feet and fixing his loincloth. He's scratched up, bleeding, and dirty but still very enthusiastic given the circumstances.]
OI, OI, OI! HAS ANYONE MANAGED TO RIDE ONE OF THOSE LION BASTARDS YET?! KEH! I'VE GOTTEN CLOSE BUT THEY'RE PRETTY AGILE!
[a pause]
TAHHH!! OI, GIVE ME TWO MORE TRIES! ONCE I SUCCEED, YOU CAN ALL CALL ME THE MIGHTY BEAST MASTER KAMINA-SAMA!! YOSH!!!