Who's big idea is this? Did the last ship just conveniently decide that it didn't want me or is ship hopping suddenly a norm? Because I am very not set right now
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Wh-Chatty are we? Does everyone know that here or just you? Because I know that already. [He isn't going to go out telling you he's Bruce's ward/son yet though.]
Ugh, okay, look. I just want to get to wherever he is without being stepped on.
Which, by the way, can you explain the ridiculous pixelated areas and stupid blocks hiding even dumber surprises inside?
I'm not hurt. I somehow shrunk. I don't know what's going on around here, but green mushrooms popping out of blocks and making people shrink didn't occur on the last ship.
Strange. Definitely. I arrive and the first thing that happens is I'm the size of an action figure. [And he is not about to become someone's action figure Robin.]
I'm pretty sure I can handle it myself. I assume the effects will wear off anyways, so I'll just find a way to either reverse it or just lie low until I'm back to normal. [But he's still going to gripe about being tiny.]
Fran's going to stop mid-step and glance down at his boot and- ... wriggle it. No, seriously. It's not everyday one sees a sidekick on their shoe. (Not everyday you're trapped in Marioland either but, eh, we'll start with the small things first.]
[Oh my god Bruce, just suck it up. You're Bruce Wayne. Don't tell me you're having cold feet dealing with a thirteen-year-old boy who's favorite thing to do is a god damn flip.]
Alright. D-...er. [Calling you dad. MOST AWKWARD THING EVER.]
[No one butchers the English language as magnificently as Robin does.]
Oh. So I can just be annoyed because he obviously doesn't watch the network feed good enough.
Haha, very funny. If I get squashed, I'm going to haunt you about this for the rest of your life. [Rolling his eye-oh mask. She can't see that. So get a frown? Pout?]
He's also my best friend, so I guess I'm just used to him being annoying. You two always fighting reminds me of a married couple though. [OHO, TEASING JAB AT YOU.]
Haha, you're just trying to jinx me now. Not cool Artemis.
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This is stupid.
[Guess who shrunk. 8D]
Also, maybe if you know my teammates? Or met them? [Short pause.] Or if you know Batman. I'd like to see him as soon as possible.
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Ugh, okay, look. I just want to get to wherever he is without being stepped on.
Which, by the way, can you explain the ridiculous pixelated areas and stupid blocks hiding even dumber surprises inside?
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Hmmm, it must have something to do with the improbability drive again. The ship has been rather peculiar the past few days.
Well, I don't think healing Artes will help with that. But if there's anything else I can do, I'd be glad to help.
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I'm pretty sure I can handle it myself. I assume the effects will wear off anyways, so I'll just find a way to either reverse it or just lie low until I'm back to normal. [But he's still going to gripe about being tiny.]
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Fran's going to stop mid-step and glance down at his boot and- ... wriggle it. No, seriously. It's not everyday one sees a sidekick on their shoe. (Not everyday you're trapped in Marioland either but, eh, we'll start with the small things first.]
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[And he seems to be completely fine sitting on your boot. Well, as fine as someone who's annoyed they're now toy sized.]
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[oh fuck his life]
Get out of heavily trafficked areas until it wears off.
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Oh. DAD. YOU SURE GOT A LOT OLDER. He'll freak out about that later.]
I did. Lady Une dropped me off at the receptionist desk. At Wayne Enterprises. [Gives him that adorable you-better-come-get-me-dad face.]
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[that "oh god I haven't had to deal with this for 50 years and I'd rather not start again" face]
I'll be there in four minutes.
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Alright. D-...er. [Calling you dad. MOST AWKWARD THING EVER.]
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I just saw KF the other day, so you don't have to be extremely and utterly annoyed.
...unless, you find being much tinier than you usually are pretty annoying.
[So says the girl whose bow and arrows were replaced with turtle shells.]
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Oh. So I can just be annoyed because he obviously doesn't watch the network feed good enough.
Haha, very funny. If I get squashed, I'm going to haunt you about this for the rest of your life. [Rolling his eye-oh mask. She can't see that. So get a frown? Pout?]
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Or you can just be annoyed because he's Wally.
Heh, why haunt me? I'm not even nearby to step on you. [And she's going to counter that pout with a smirk.]
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Haha, you're just trying to jinx me now. Not cool Artemis.
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