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[enliventheworld]

[And now, the moment you've all been waiting for: Haruhi Suzumiya is starting an SOS Brigade on the S.S. Thor. And just in case you happened to miss all of the posters that she's been hanging up around the ship, she's sending out a helpful mass text message! It’s exactly the same as the poster: colorful, but vague.]

ATTENTION!!!!

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He's serious about this. I promise. XD

[angel_tan]

Name: Byakuran Gesso~<3
Age: All sorts of ages!
Species: I'm a Byakuran~! <3
Magical Powers: Cla~ssi~fi~ed~<3
Unusual Abilities: All sorts!
Greatest Accomplishment: All of my accomplishments are great~<3
Interesting Possessions: Ownership is such a complicated concept...
Useful Skills: They're all useful, of course! Why else would I have learnt them~? <3
Do you like being on the Thor? Mn~hmn~<3
Name four things that you think are really fun: Ah, can I answer this later? I have to consult myself first.
What do you do in your spare time? Be productive~<3
Will any of the above activities create conflicts with brigade activities? Of course~! <3
Why do you want to be a member of the SOS Brigade? Because it sounds like fun.
Why should I let you into the SOS Brigade? Because I'm secretly a ferret~ ^__~
Are you willing to make your room the new official SOS Brigade clubroom? Oh, yes please! My roomates always seem so lonely. Having a whole brigade of people would be so much fun! <3
Do you know any useful secrets about the Thor? Nope~! I know

XD Oh boy. [text]

[enliventheworld]

Are you actually a ferret, or are you just joking around? Because this is a serious application!

I would apologise, but...I regret nothing! XD [text]

[angel_tan]

Eh~? You'd question something like that~? =<

Of course I was being serious~! I'm always serious~<3

and I think it's hilarious [text]

[enliventheworld]

How are you typing if you're a ferret?

Don't encourage it, or Trolling Haruhi may become a habit! XD [text]

[angel_tan]

Well, ferrets have paws, of course~!

I fully encourage trolling Haruhi. [text]

[enliventheworld]

Oh.

Well... If you're not serious, I'll give you a penalty worse than death! So, you better really be a ferret!

Fufufufu~ >:3 [text]

[angel_tan]

I am! Though, I should warn you that I am an enchanted ferret. An evil witch got angry when I told the truth at her, and cursed me to take the shape of a human in the presence of other sentient life.

Well, that's how it is that my species is a secret~<3 Normally, looking at one can easily give one's species away, you see. But, not me~<3 I am still a ferret, though. Just not openly so~

:3 [text]

[enliventheworld]

[An evil witch? Sounds legit enough.]

Alright. Then you'll get an acceptance or a rejection from me after I'm done going through all of the applications!

<3 [text]

[angel_tan]

[ That's because it is! Totally legit. 100%. And it's certified, too. ]

That sounds exciting! :3

Have fun going through your applications~<3