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enliventheworld in gargleblasted

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May 21, 2011 20:24

[And now, the moment you've all been waiting for: Haruhi Suzumiya is starting an SOS Brigade on the S.S. Thor. And just in case you happened to miss all of the posters that she's been hanging up around the ship, she's sending out a helpful mass text message! It’s exactly the same as the poster: colorful, but vague.]

ATTENTION!!!!

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haruhi suzumiya

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ACTION? mala_suerte May 22 2011, 00:53:03 UTC

[ sup, ikkaku's ruffling haruhi's hair from behind while she puts up a poster and reading over her head ]

This looks pretty good, Haruhi-chan.

ACTION! enliventheworld May 22 2011, 00:57:42 UTC

[WHO DARES TOUCH THE BRIGADE CHIEF - oh it's just Ikkaku. Angry mode deactivated.]

I know! You're putting in an application, right?

mala_suerte May 22 2011, 01:01:23 UTC

If I join the brigade, it'll interfere with my post in my division, won't it?

[ HE'S TAKING THIS SEMI-SERIOUSLY, OKAY ]

Wouldn't mind helpin' you out once in a while, though. Be your go-to mercenary or somethin'.

enliventheworld May 22 2011, 01:06:51 UTC

Maybe. I usually make people quit clubs that interfere with brigade activities.

[THIS IS THE SOUND OF HARUHI'S FRAGILE HEART BREAKING. okay kidding she's only a little disappointed.]

You should apply anyway! Just in case.

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::action!:: turnofftunein May 22 2011, 01:00:08 UTC

[There's a pretty boring looking guy here, tilting his head a little at your poster. He's trying to figure out what the hell it means.]

Is that for school or something?

::action!:: enliventheworld May 22 2011, 01:09:16 UTC

Nope. It's my own personal brigade!

::action!:: turnofftunein May 22 2011, 01:17:00 UTC

[Still reading.]

If it's just about having fun, why is the application so weird? What does magic have to do with it?

::action!:: enliventheworld May 22 2011, 01:25:30 UTC

[Well, isn't it obvious? She huffs and then explains.]

It has everything to do with it! Interesting people - like people with magic - will bring about the most fun.

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greenwich_skies May 22 2011, 01:00:25 UTC

Finally starting to recruit, huh?

enliventheworld May 22 2011, 01:13:34 UTC

I've decided that this ship could use what the SOS Brigade has to offer.

greenwich_skies May 22 2011, 05:54:55 UTC

Whelp. You have the support of the Sealing Club.

enliventheworld May 22 2011, 16:48:44 UTC

Good! I could use some affiliates and allies.

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[text] -quirks okay? ;; I'll drop them if not! flytoreadorfly May 22 2011, 01:00:40 UTC

[Oh...this looks kind of fun, and it wouldn't hurt to submit an application, right?

So Haruhi will get this lovely text from this trollboy:]

Name: tAVROS nITRAM,
Age: uH, 6 sOLAR SWEEPS, oR, 13 iN HUMAN YEARS,
Species: aLTERNIAN TROLL,
Magical Powers: iF YOU CAN, cONSIDER HAVING ROBOTIC LEGS A SKILL, tHEN i GUESS, tHAT IS A SKILL OF MINE,
bUT IF THAT IS, kIND OF IRRELEVANT, tHEN i DON'T THINK i REALLY, hAVE ANY POWERS, nO,
Unusual Abilities: oH, mAYBE i SHOULD HAVE LISTED MY, aBILITY TO COMMUNE WITH WILD BEASTS, aN ABILITY,
bUT IT'S GOOD THAT i CAN, lIST IT HERE NOW,
aND HAHA, iF YOU CONSIDER THE ABILITY TO, cRANK OUT SICK BEATS AND ILL RHYMES, uNUSUAL,
tHEN i HAVE GOT THAT SKILL IN FULL,
Greatest Accomplishment:wOW, lET ME THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND,
uH,
nOT DYING, i THINK,
Interesting Possessions:pOSSIBLY MY HORNS,
Useful Skills:uH,
tHE THINGS THAT i LISTED ABOVE, wHICH YOU FIND USEFUL, i GUESS,
Do you like being on the Thor? yES, iT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF, pRETTY AWESOME,
Name four things that you think are really fun: sLAM POETRY ( ... )

[text] I don't mind at all! enliventheworld May 22 2011, 01:19:15 UTC

Hello, troll! I've got your application. You'll find out later whether or not you got in~

[text] flytoreadorfly May 22 2011, 01:44:34 UTC

hAHAHAAAA, tHAT IS PRETY EXCELLENT,
wOULD YOU BE WILLING TO, dIVULGE MY CHANCES OF GETTING IN, oR,
wOULD THAT BE AGAINST THE RULES,

[text] enliventheworld May 22 2011, 01:54:11 UTC

Divulging chances is only for special circumstances! But don't worry. I won't take a long time deciding who gets in and who doesn't.

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phone call electromexican May 22 2011, 01:10:24 UTC

Uh, how long would this last? [Monies: Vic needs it.]

phone call enliventheworld May 22 2011, 01:20:39 UTC

[;; sadly, there is no money to be made in the SOS Brigade.]

Membership is permanent, and the brigade will be around forever! But if you don't keep up to standards, your membership will be completely revoked.

phone call electromexican May 22 2011, 03:44:34 UTC

[Beats doing nothing. Besides, Vic needs to update his memory bank.]

Yeah, alright. Guess I got nothing to lose on this. I think.

phone call enliventheworld May 22 2011, 04:06:10 UTC

Great! Just fill out an application, and you'll know soon whether or not you're a member.

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