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[goneonenight]

[This month Yoruichi is delivering sex bombs, in her stylish delivery uniform[What are sex bombs you ask

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[kin_slayer]

[The man who opens this door--well he's familiar. And he's half finished putting on what looks to be something between an outfit from a bodice ripper and a pirate hooker costume. He flips the eyepatch up to give Yoruichi a vaguely curious look as he finishes lacing up his shirt.]

Good afternoon, Yoruichi-san. What is this?

[goneonenight]

[Well, this is a surprise]

Yo, Itachi.

[Holds out a small box, decorated in shimmering ribbons]

It's your Sex Bomb. I hope you weren't waiting too long for it; business is rather busy.

[kin_slayer]

[Itachi gives the box the noncomprehending look of someone who has no idea what this is. Maybe one of his roommates ordered it? Though he'd rather not contemplate their predilections.]

Thank you. [He's about to ask if she's sure it's supposed to be delivered here, but he figures she's competent enough to do her job.]

Does the order say who it's for? I can leave it in the right room before I go.

[Let it please NOT be the pony.]

[goneonenight]

[Checks the listing once more]

It's just addressed to Room 3-42.

[Belatedly occurs to her that this is Inoue's room]

[is a little disturbed by that]

[nostray]

[door slides open..........]

Uh.

[goneonenight]

[Oh, hey, someone I know and like; let's look significantly less bored now]

Yo, Renji.

[Holds out the box]

Delivery for you.

[nostray]

[yoruichi-san why are you here yoruichi-san what are you wearing yoruichi-san what's in the box yoruichi-san why did you just say the word sex in my presence]

[there are so many questions to ask where do i start....]

[nostray]

[reaches out and takes the box]

Thanks. I think.

[surpassheaven]

[oh god he came back at the best time]

[he had just finished getting settled into his new room when there was a knock at the door]

Tch. Just when I was gonna take a shower...

[TEARS HIS PANTS OFF! This better be good, my shower can't wait that long]

[walks to the door in his boxers and throws it open]

WHAT IS--

[HNNNNGGG HELLO ALMOST NOSEBLEED--wait that's...]

OI, YORUICHI!!

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[goneonenight]

Kamina!

[goneonenight]

Hey, when did you get--

[goneonenight]

[He is not wearing any pants]

[Why is he not wearing any pants]

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[supersedure]

You don't have to say it every time.

[ Just... takes it and stocks it in a corner with the others two or three she's bought. Not that she thinks she'll ever use them but as long as Yoruichi is with her she isn't with some creepy pervert, no?

(Although some might argue Suì-Fēng isn't exactly pure as the driven snow, either.)

And hey, Yoruichi-sama's employer will be happy of her for increasing their sells! ]

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[goneonenight]

Maybe I just like how it sounds.

[Draws in a deep breath, speaking a little more loudly than usual and drawing out the sound of it]

SEX BOMB~~

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[supersedure]

Uhm, Yoruichi-sama, you really don't have to.

[ Just. Peeking out to check nobody's heard. Oh wishful thinking. ]

Wouldn't you rather come in, maybe?

Re: action;

[goneonenight]

[Lol, you are so cute]

I don't know, I still have more deliveries to make...

[video]

[trickstermentor]

[Here. This is an amused snort from behind a fan.]

Re: [video]

[goneonenight]

Yes~?

Re: [video]

[trickstermentor]

Perhaps I should consider placing an order for your product if I can be guaranteed such good service~

Re: [video]

[goneonenight]

Customer satisfaction is our ultimate goal, sir.