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crazy_about_it in gargleblasted

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Apr 25, 2011 21:54

If there are harpies on that other ship, I'm not going after them unless I'm getting paid double.

I might have to check out the bars over there though. "Two shots to kill you" sounds like a challenge to me.

!fourth wall boarding, dante sparda

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[action] fatherofdevils April 26 2011, 03:07:44 UTC

[Have another Sparda. This one happens to be touring the Thor out of curiosity.

Oh, and he's also from an earlier timeline. Like... right after the whole defeating Mundus thing. Cool, right?

Right.]

[He's spotting you, and my, don't you look... familiar. :|a ]

Two shots? I suppose if the drink is rancid enough, maybe.

Re: [action] fatherofdevils April 26 2011, 05:54:22 UTC

...'Inherited' it.

[From whom? You can't inherit it if it doesn't belong to someone in your family in the first pl-

Ah.

Well.]

...Wormholes, I take it?

Re: [action] crazy_about_it April 26 2011, 06:01:00 UTC

Yep, wormholes. Explains everything and nothing at the same time.

[Dante just kind of shrugs.]

Don't be expecting a Father's Day card or anything.

[action] fatherofdevils April 26 2011, 06:22:07 UTC

Should I? [Humans and their funny customs. Though you're not exactly human, now are you.]

I must admit, I never fathomed the possibility of children. But I suppose one must eventually settle down, when one is forever stuck on the 'human side' of things.

Re: [action] crazy_about_it April 26 2011, 06:29:46 UTC

[Dryly.] Surprise.

I don't know about the 'settling down' part though. We never knew you, other than the stories Mom told us.

[action] fatherofdevils April 26 2011, 06:45:43 UTC

[Sparda isn't sure what to think of that. All of it sounds like something so far into the future. (Probably because it is.)]

Your mother, who is she?

Re: [action] crazy_about_it April 26 2011, 06:55:20 UTC

[He's not sure he even wants to answer that question. Then he figures what the hell, this can't get any more fucked up.]

Her name was Eva.

[He's watching to see if you recognize the name.]

Re: [action] fatherofdevils April 26 2011, 07:24:01 UTC

[The impassive expression probably answers that question. Dante, your mother isn't even born yet in his timeline.]

I see.

[A pause. Awkward much? Though Sparda looks more contemplative than anything.]

A name and face I am unfamiliar with, and the opportunity to be has been ripped away with the apparent destruction of the world. The irony of you being here doesn't escape me, Dante.

Re: [action] crazy_about_it April 26 2011, 07:30:47 UTC

Irony's a bitch all right.

[He used to imagine this meeting when he was a kid, but that was a long time ago. Now he's not sure what to say.]

Ran into some friends of yours a while ago. They were guarding a tower.

[action] fatherofdevils April 26 2011, 07:34:57 UTC

Friends of mine? Dare I ask?

[Tower, huh?]

[action] 1/3 crazy_about_it April 26 2011, 07:40:44 UTC

Yeah...

[He reaches into hammerspace and pulls out a different weapon.]

Say hello, boys.

[action] 2/3 agni_rudra April 26 2011, 07:41:39 UTC

Lord Sparda! Look brother, it's the Dark Knight Sparda!

Re: [action] agni_rudra April 26 2011, 07:41:57 UTC

I see that! Greetings, great knight. We are honored to serve your son as we once served you.

Re: [action] fatherofdevils April 26 2011, 07:45:49 UTC

[Oh, yes. Sparda could never forget you two. He blinks in surprise before smiling in amusement.]

Agni, Rudra. How fortunate for the two of you to have stayed in the apparent family line.

And as lively as ever, I see.

[action] 1/2 agni_rudra April 26 2011, 07:55:19 UTC

We waited a long time for someone like him.

Yes! A very long time.

Re: [action] crazy_about_it April 26 2011, 07:56:22 UTC

All right, that's enough out of you two.

They'd talk all the damn time if I'd let them.

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