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[crazy_about_it]

If there are harpies on that other ship, I'm not going after them unless I'm getting paid double.

I might have to check out the bars over there though. "Two shots to kill you" sounds like a challenge to me.

Comments

[wrongdarkknight]

[And, for your regularly scheduled brain breakage: have a Sparda on the other side of this transmission, fiddling with his video settings and giving Dante a long look.

A

very long look.]

[crazy_about_it]

[Dante is staring right back.]

You got a problem?

[wrongdarkknight]

[A soft smile spreads over Sparda's expression, and he shakes his head, looking just a little amused.]

None at all.

[crazy_about_it]

[Giving him a closer look. Hmm, white hair, kind of familiar looking...]

Are you going to tell me you're my long-lost cousin or something?

1/2

[sumireverse]

[!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[sumireverse]

Dante... Dante-san!?

[crazy_about_it]

[That gets a double-take.]

Holy shi.... Sumire?

[sumireverse]

Is that really you??? I've been waiting to see someone for so long on the other ship, but...

[soldiergeneral]

[Inspecting his own Guide today - OHHEY. That comment speaks of stupid.]

If you're more than human, you'll be disappointed.

[CAN NEVER GET DRUNK EVER. NYEEARGH.]

[crazy_about_it]

... Dammit. Way to ruin my fun before I even get started.

[soldiergeneral]

[He's not all on about your fun, the stiff. He's been stuck in SIF hell, and the attempts to get drunk have been everything but the buckets of fun he was promised.]

You may get lucky, however, I haven't determined if it is harder for me to do so simply because I am an experiment in genetics.
[It goes without saying he's also questioning your scientific encounters, Dante.]

[crazy_about_it]

Guess it's worth a shot then. [Smirking at his own pun.]

Experiment in genetics, huh? How's that working out for you?

[smileandshoot]

There aren't many harpies, sadly.

[crazy_about_it]

That's fine with me. I've about had enough of those things.

[smileandshoot]

There are plenty of other monsters around. They make a fuss if you try attacking one though, unless it's "self-defense".

[crazy_about_it]

Who makes a fuss? The monsters? That's never stopped me before.

[fallentrueson]

Oh. So that's what you've been doing.

[crazy_about_it]

... Somehow I knew you'd show up.

[fallentrueson]

Are you disappointed? Too bad. You should have tried harder.

[crazy_about_it]

Tried harder to what? Kill you? Been there, done that, bro.