1 [Video] Enter: Abed
[Abed looks somewhat pensive, though rather unfazed for someone who's just been informed of his planet's demise. He speaks very matter-of-fact-ly, and seems to be talking more to himself than anyone else.]
Greetings all. I'm Abed, and a couple of hours ago I was a student at Greendale Community College. Now that campus is gone--and so is the ( Read more... )
Greetings all. I'm Abed, and a couple of hours ago I was a student at Greendale Community College. Now that campus is gone--and so is the ( Read more... )
This is Commander Rikku of Room 3-13
You have been assigned your first task upon boarding the Sigrun.
If you accept the assignment blind then you get bonus points for being a pretty willing guy.
Do you Accept?
Yes. No.
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Yes, I accept.
[If only for the sake of supposed bonus points--and having something interesting to do.]
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Now, go outside your room and start walking. It doesn't really matter which way, just walk until you see an old man sleeping on a bench. (I like to call him Sugar-Louie.)
He's your first task. Somewhere on his body is a coupon for one of Thor's businesses. No, it doesn't say what business on the coupon, but you'll find out later.
So yeah, go get that coupon.
Warning: He's not quite right. If you're picking up what I'm putting down.
Okiedokie!
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[[So Abed's gonna go grope some strange man; I know that much. Ah, I'm totally new to roleplaying on livejournal, though. Do I write out Abed's actions here even though it's a text thing right now? Pardon my newbiness XD]]
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But yes, you can go into however brief-extensive detail narrating his actions in [brackets like this] even though it's a text (same goes for video, voice, etc.). Unless you want to stay in the whole text format, then you could say what his response to what he did was or whatever.
I hope this was helpful? If not, just let me know and I'll try to reword it.
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I may have encountered the wrong man.
He didn't respond very well to "Sugar Louie"--and even worse to my informing him he had something on him that I needed. He started swinging his cane as soon as I got close enough. Fortunately, I outran him before he got me too many times. The swelling's nearly stopped anyway, but the point is I seem to have failed my first task.
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But not a problem! (You are ok though, right? Do you need to go on a detour or something for some ice before your next task?)
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For that I will pardon your failure and let you move right on to the next task!
Look underneath your desk in your room; put on what is taped there.
Then, once you do that, you're going to sneak in to the kitchen of Puffin' Some Muffins.
Look it up on the directory if you can't find it. Once you get there, you need to steal as many muffins as you can- and all kinds, too. But no bran.
Bran muffins are lame.
[No, she did not sneak in to your room while you were gone. She also did not leave a false mustache and a paper hat taped to the flip side of your desk.]
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[Some time later...]
I believe may have gained some influence thanks to my connections to the felafel industry or my experience in chef-work, because they let me right into the back kitchen. I also got a couple dozen muffins that have passed the "sell by" date. They're fine to eat, though. [He should know. He's a broke college student.] There's blueberry in here too.
...Can I keep the hat and 'stache? [Hasn't taken them off this whole time.]
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And yeah, sure! You won't need it for the next next phase of your mission though.
You get to wear something so much jazzier, I'm even stoked just thinking about it.
Okiesmokes then, you're next task:
Head on over to the Recreational park and plunge right in to that bouncy ball pit!
Dig around in there until you've pulled out a costume.
But You've got less than one minute to get out of the pit or else...
it'll explode. boom! Yep, just like that.
((ooc: Please, take your pick for which mascot costume you'd like him to find :3))
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[Sprints all the way back before even getting to the Recreational Area..]
[Panting:] What will explode--the costume or the ball pit? [This is important. Apparently.]
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And after that, when you die, a little green goblin carrying a lantern appears and he circles you saying:
Game over. Loser.
Game over. Loser.
Over and over again, but there's no redo option! No little fairy asking if you want to try again. Sucks, right?
So, now you're dead and you're just floating around in this totally nasty, rank vegetable jello stuff. It doesn't even taste good. So you can't eat it. You just kinda... Flop. And chafe.
But yeah, both explode. Y'know, to answer your question and all.
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That reminds me, I should pick up some lip balm. [Abed pauses to catch his breath then runs off again.]
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You were right: way more jazzy.
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Good, that means you just got +12 bonus points for saving lives! Congratulations to you, Abed!
(And I know, totally spiff right?)
You're darn right chafing's a stinker.
Who likes peely skin all scritchy and uncomfortable?
No one with a normal-working brain.
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