Comments | gargleblasted: 1 [Video] Enter: Abed

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1 [Video] Enter: Abed

Apr 03, 2011 23:45

[Abed looks somewhat pensive, though rather unfazed for someone who's just been informed of his planet's demise. He speaks very matter-of-fact-ly, and seems to be talking more to himself than anyone else.]

Greetings all. I'm Abed, and a couple of hours ago I was a student at Greendale Community College. Now that campus is gone--and so is the ( Read more... )

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[video] whatsolarsystem April 4 2011, 06:54:47 UTC

Well. Look at the imagination on this one.

Re: [video] wash_your_dupa April 4 2011, 07:13:19 UTC

[Hm. Not anyone he recognized. What's this stranger doing in Abed's fantasy world?]

Tell me about it; this just gets more and more vivid as it goes along. I'm actually getting hand cramps. [Abed sounds nearly impressed. There's still some uncompleted forms in a little stack by him.]

Re: [video] whatsolarsystem April 4 2011, 07:29:20 UTC

[Being sarcastic and generally sociopathic at everything.]

Perhaps because this isn't a mere side-effect of an overactive imagination?

Re: [video] wash_your_dupa April 4 2011, 08:05:18 UTC

[Brow furrows. Abed seriously considers what this figment of his imagination is telling him, some realization setting in.]

You're absolutely right. [Wait for it...]

Something really terrible must have happened to cause this one. Some trauma or dramatic experience--
Then again, I guess I can't rule out the possibility of a comatose dream. That might explain why the rest of the gang isn't here. [Shrug] Still, given the choice, I'd prefer a mental break over "It was all just a dream" any day.

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[video] urlefthandgrl April 4 2011, 07:19:36 UTC

[+1 tiny ninja to that fantasy Abed]

You are not being delusional, sir. It is real.

Re: [video] wash_your_dupa April 4 2011, 22:59:36 UTC

Are you sure? Because I'm fairly certain there's a fish in my ear--which sounds like something I'd say if I were comically drunk, but I'm feeling pretty lucid right now.

Re: [video] urlefthandgrl April 5 2011, 01:40:20 UTC

So you are not inebriated? Because most people go to become such after waiting in the long lines and writing all of the papers.

Re: [video] wash_your_dupa April 5 2011, 02:31:08 UTC

Oh, I don't drink. [Pause. That's not quite right.] At least, not unless it's necessary. [He eyes the foot-high stack of paperwork waiting for him. It's starting to feel like an appropriate occasion for alcohol.]

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[Video] apathetic_seal April 4 2011, 08:52:36 UTC

Sorry, dude. This isn't fantasy, as much as we'd all like to believe.

[...says the guy with blue hair.]

Re: [Video] wash_your_dupa April 4 2011, 23:21:21 UTC

[Abed nods in agreement.]

Yeah, if this were fantasy, I would have gotten my wand and pet owl by now, I'm sure. Unless I missed the form for that. [He looks under a few papers, finding not a footnote concerning free wands.] Oh, well. I think I prefer sci-fi anyway.

Re: [Video] apathetic_seal April 4 2011, 23:24:29 UTC

Sometimes this place gets as crazy as a fantasy or sci-fi anyway. Usually crazier, given that there's no need to tie it all together in a narrative. but it's all too real.

Re: [Video] wash_your_dupa April 5 2011, 03:53:24 UTC

[Headtilt] Are you telling me that this place is too crazy for it to be a delusion?

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Re: [Voice] wash_your_dupa April 4 2011, 23:35:10 UTC

[Rather than discussing Earth's demise.] Sure they do. They just have heroic deaths. The hero has to have some mortality or else where's the drama when he's put in danger?

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Re: [Voice] wash_your_dupa April 5 2011, 03:23:45 UTC

It's a modest hero's death?

[Suddenly realizing something.] So why exactly can't you be alive while Earth is dead? That seems inconsistent with our being refugees.

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[Text] - She's screwing with you, by the way. She's commander of nothing. whosyour_rikku April 4 2011, 20:47:46 UTC

Hello, Abed.

This is Commander Rikku of Room 3-13
You have been assigned your first task upon boarding the Sigrun.
If you accept the assignment blind then you get bonus points for being a pretty willing guy.

Do you Accept?

Yes. No.

Re: [Text] - She's screwing with you, by the way. She's commander of nothing. wash_your_dupa April 4 2011, 23:37:14 UTC

[Without hesitation:]

Yes, I accept.

[If only for the sake of supposed bonus points--and having something interesting to do.]

[Text] whosyour_rikku April 5 2011, 10:38:48 UTC

Super-sweet, man! Awesome start!
Now, go outside your room and start walking. It doesn't really matter which way, just walk until you see an old man sleeping on a bench. (I like to call him Sugar-Louie.)
He's your first task. Somewhere on his body is a coupon for one of Thor's businesses. No, it doesn't say what business on the coupon, but you'll find out later.
So yeah, go get that coupon.
Warning: He's not quite right. If you're picking up what I'm putting down.

Okiedokie!

Re: [Text] wash_your_dupa April 6 2011, 02:45:02 UTC

I understand completely. Aye-aye.

[[So Abed's gonna go grope some strange man; I know that much. Ah, I'm totally new to roleplaying on livejournal, though. Do I write out Abed's actions here even though it's a text thing right now? Pardon my newbiness XD]]

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