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[swordnotsouma]

Fucking human... things. Over complicating everything they get their hands on - I said turn on you stupid piece of sh-!

[It is here that the new arrival has figured out that the machine is on. Rather than correcting himself, he simply clears his throat and glares into the screen. The screen, yes, not the camera. The youth opens his mouth, shuts

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[VIDEO]

[inferioriplex]

There are no demons and devils involved, despite the overwhelming evidence against it.

If you're looking for whomever is in charge, I suggest you try and find a way to contact the captains.

[VIDEO]

[swordnotsouma]

Where the fuck are they then?

[VIDEO]

[inferioriplex]

Does nobody know how to control their language...?!

[He clears his throat, though.]

After asking around myself, I found out there are forms that one can fill out and have them sent to the captains. Personally, I haven't had a chance to search for and use them, so I'm afraid that's all the information I can give on that particular matter.

...Have you any other questions?

[VIDEO]

[swordnotsouma]

Why are there so many goddamn forms!? This is all stupid!

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[i_h8_earth]

Humans are quite stupid, aren't they.

[ooc: oh boy, I think Zim will like you]

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[swordnotsouma]

The fucking stupidest.

Re: video

[i_h8_earth]

YES! They are stupid, smelly, stinky, HIDEOUS worm-babies!

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[swordnotsouma]

Worm babies? [ THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. Sword gives a boisterous laugh. ] Pathetic, bitchy and whiny too!

[come_out_swingn]

Actually yeah, it does happen...

[swordnotsouma]

Prove it.

[come_out_swingn]

Zeon tried to rule the Earth... and this guy Char tried to drop a colony on it... twice.

There was this other group, Blue Cosmos that dropped a colony on the Earth.

These things called Zondars that tried to take over Earth.

Then there's the Devil Gundam... Aliens AND humans... Should I go on?

[swordnotsouma]

No, you've already proven you're fucking insane. What do they call people like you? ... Otaku?

[fingerbanged]

If there was a demon in charge, his ass would have been handed to him fifty times over already.

[swordnotsouma]

Oh yeah? By who?

[fingerbanged]

By ME, duh. There's no way in hell I'm letting one of them do what they like with us!

[swordnotsouma]

By you? Are you fucking serious? What chance do you stand against a demon. [ UNLESS YOU'RE AN EXORCIST. he doesn't much care for them, since, well, crosses burn like hell. ]

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[sweetlyangelic]

Keep it down.

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[swordnotsouma]

Shut the fuck up!

Re: video;

[sweetlyangelic]

You won't get any answers by shouting, y'know.

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[swordnotsouma]

I wonder get any by filling out this fucking paperwork either!