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Feb 28, 2011 10:57

Wayne Enterprises is currently seeking researchers for long-term medical study. Those interested should submit a brief resume of previous background in research and development, chemistry, biology, medicine, or any other area of interest, along with an explanation of a possible research project if a specific area of study is desired. History of ( Read more... )

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[voice] undeadsidekick March 1 2011, 02:56:50 UTC

... Hey.

Re: [voice] sturmnbatarangs March 1 2011, 04:08:30 UTC

[and he's feeling sort of bad for you, Jay, because he saw dat dere dream you had.]

Don't tell me you're the chemist of the family.

Re: [voice] undeadsidekick March 1 2011, 10:54:35 UTC

[And he didn't say anything? Goddammit, Bruce. That was prime family bonding time. :|]

Only if it involves poison or blowing people up. Your company trying to do either one of those things, Bruce?

Re: [voice] sturmnbatarangs March 1 2011, 16:06:57 UTC

[...I was busy with essays 8( and he was busy being awake sooooo yeah sorry Jay :|]

Not quite. More along the lines of curing poison, actually.

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Text endureandwait March 1 2011, 07:10:40 UTC

I do already currently work on the Thor as a mechanic? If the hours would be flexible enough or I could change to working for you, I'd love to help out, Mr Wayne!

Re: Text sturmnbatarangs March 1 2011, 16:11:59 UTC

We're certainly willing to negotiate hours if you'd prefer working in both places. Do you specialize in any one particular area of mechanics? Medical machinery, transport vehicles, etc?

Text endureandwait March 1 2011, 22:53:39 UTC

Oh, that would be great! As for specialty, well, I do mostly work with prosthetics, but I'm branching out more now with all the new technology here and all. I dabble in a bit of almost everything I guess?

Re: Text sturmnbatarangs March 1 2011, 23:04:07 UTC

I'm sure we'll find plenty for you to do. Would you be interested in being on-call, should anything break? That way you wouldn't have to dedicate too much time to my business as opposed to where you already work.

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[Text] pmsgargoyle March 1 2011, 08:32:48 UTC

Mr Wayne.
My name is Dominique Destine and I'd be interested to join your Enterprise as a researcher.

With this message, I will be sending you my resume, however, if you feel like it's necessary for us to meet in person, that can be arranged as well.

[ FILE ATTACHMENT]

Re: [Text] sturmnbatarangs March 1 2011, 16:09:23 UTC

Ms. Destine--

We have received your resume and are interested in contacting you about a research position. We prefer to hold some form of interview, be it over the network or in person. Which is more convenient for you?

Re: [Text] pmsgargoyle March 1 2011, 20:03:38 UTC

Thank you for the fast reply, Mr Wayne.

If possible, I'd prefer the interview to be in person, for I wish to know whom I will be working with. I'm also available during any time of the day.

Please, let me know where and when we could meet.

Re: [Text] sturmnbatarangs March 1 2011, 22:56:53 UTC

It's no trouble. Does this afternoon at 4 work for you?

[and then he gives directions to Wayne Enterprises or something woo]

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FILE | PRIVATE steelalchemy March 3 2011, 01:12:22 UTC

Edward Elric
Contact
Apartment 6-8A
(339)2733-5742
eelric@thor.com

Objective
To put my scientific knowledge to actual use. The science related jobs offered on the Thor are too varied and too short to allow for proper or even useful research. I'm not really picky over what the job is, as long as it's something that'll be helpful to the refugees.

Education
6 months alchemy training under Izumi Curtis. 13 years of alchemy study overall. Self-taught in following subjects: alchemy, biology (botany, molecular biology, biochemistry, anatomy, physiology), chemistry (thermochemistry, supramolecular chemistry, inorganic chemistry, organic chemistry), physics (astrophysics, atomic and molecular physics, geophysics), calculus, computer programming, cryptography, space time, philosophy

Experience
1911-1915 : State Alchemist for Amestris. Position required annual submission of proof of substantial alchemic research. [Here, have a summery of some of the shit he turned in, mostly in the real of bioalchemy and structural alchemy.]

Honors & Activities
( ... )

[text or email idk] GODDAMN YOU PEOPLE STOP ACTUALLY DOING WORK FOR THIS DSFADG sturmnbatarangs March 3 2011, 04:18:48 UTC

Very impressive, Mr. Elric. I have to say I'm particularly intrigued by your previous work. [and your reasons for wanting the job but that doesn't get added]

Would you prefer an interview in person or over the network?

Re: [text or email idk] LMAO IT WAS... KIND OF FUN :| steelalchemy March 3 2011, 04:48:56 UTC

[what reasons? there are no other reasons... :|]

In-person would be fine, Mr. Wayne.

Re: [text or email idk] well as long as it... wasn't too much work god sturmnbatarangs March 3 2011, 04:57:02 UTC

Excellent. I'm free all afternoon for the majority of the week; pick any time that works for you.

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[Video] loving_indoles March 12 2011, 07:12:55 UTC

[Oh my. Researchers wanted. And in a corporation too. Given that he's spoken to Bruce before, during the kidnappings, Komui has to admit he is a competent man.]

Good day, mister Wayne. I believe we have spoken before.

Re: [Video] sturmnbatarangs March 12 2011, 15:25:40 UTC

Mr. Lee, was it? [hello stalked you on the network] I have to say, these are better circumstances for us to be talking.

Re: [Video] loving_indoles March 14 2011, 09:05:38 UTC

[Oh mai. He'd sure be more cautious if he knew that.]

Yes, that is my name.

[nods and carries on]

Indeed they are. It's a relief to know that everyone is now safe once again.

[As safe as they can be on this crazy station that is.]

Re: [Video] sturmnbatarangs March 15 2011, 04:28:50 UTC

[just how he rolls. sucks, don't it]

Until the next bout of ridiculousness decides to reveal itself. But yes.

Forgive me if I assume this isn't a social call?