o8 ✧ ≼i'll be the one to pull you through the mere before you come undone; strange times are here.≽

[withoutnobody]

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[lockandkeyblade]

What?! Who you calling a deviant? And my breath does not smell!

[And of course, Sora's glossing over all that extra stuff and getting to the most important bits. People can't be thinking he's got bad breath, or they'd never talk to him. A guy's gotta protect his reputation, you know.]

[withoutnobody]

Why dost thou speak to me, vile enemy?

[lockandkeyblade]

Because somebody oughta set the record straight.

[Totally not vile. Brushes his teeth twice a day, for the record.]

[withoutnobody]

Too late, records have already been established. The Vogons will make you fill out nienteen forms for rewrites.

[boraginaceae]

He doesn't look like a bad person.

[lockandkeyblade]

He's not! I mean- I'm not!

[boraginaceae]

... I think I'm supposed to inform the proper authorities that you're speaking to me.

But I don't know who they are.

[lockandkeyblade]

But I'm not a threat to society! Nobody needs to inform any authorities!

[starwolf_leader]

There a bounty for this guys capture?

[withoutnobody]

Yes. Twenty-thousand credits. Payable by one "Kamui Shirou".

[starwolf_leader]

Then I'm on it.

[withoutnobody]

God Speed, my good man.

[ SALUTE! ]

[happiestberry]

Miwako is shorter than 5'6"!... and her feet are smaller than seven! Is Miwako in danger again?

[withoutnobody]

This is the guy you called a hero.

1/2

[happiestberry]

Whaaa?!

[happiestberry]

Pretty sneaky, [sis] Riku! Miwako fell for it!

[apathetic_seal]

[It takes Minato a moment to stop laughing over the whole thing, but he does respond.]

What kind of message is this?

[withoutnobody]

An important one. Do your civic duty and heed my warning!

[apathetic_seal]

Yyyyeah. Okay. Whatever you say.

[The sarcasm. Is is dripping.]

[withoutnobody]

With that kind of talk, you will be a soldier yet.