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If anyone knows or cares about Abarai Renji, he's in the hospital.

[seems like grave news, but Riku's voice is a careful monotone with an unattached expression; he's sporting fresh bruises and bandages and a plastic strip attached to his wrist that might say he's a victim, too]If you ask the purple cyclops nurse in the lobby, she should ( Read more... )

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[welp Riku here looks hella sick, sweating and feverish, propped against a hallway wall, all by himself]

[holding his stomach, he contorts in on himself a little, like he's about to -- ]

Ungh...

[a quick, green-faced expression of panic and he turns his back even more to the camera, broad shoulders trembling with heaves]

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[VIDEO;]

[a bathroom shot shows a completely wrecked bedroom (we're talking beyond-normal-teenager dirty here, but deliberately destroyed) from a door ajar until an ugly display of bruised abs interrupts the view]

[the Guide gets knocked away, and then refocuses on his slightly cracked face, where Riku rubs at a silver-flecked jaw]Hmmn... it's ( Read more... )

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Shinpachiiii. This stuff feels like cake batter on my face. It's too heavy. -- Unh? Shinpachi, answer me.

[the indeed colorfully-cake-faced teen stares witlessly out towards the camera]

If you're playing MeganeTokyo again, I'm gonna punch you in the crotch, skirt or not.

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[VOICE;]

You know what's really horrible? When refugees are all jerks to each other.

[YYYYYEAH, as if he's... not guilty of that...]

I mean, we're all stuck up here in space together, right? And we get enough crap from the Vogons to last us a lifetime, not to mention the general disdain for us from the natives ( Read more... )

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[well look who's finally wearing a kimono]

[as long as he's been working for the Yorozuya, it's about time]

[HE IS ALSO WEARING THE MOST SERIOUS EXPRESSION]

[plus a fundoshi on his head, can't forget that]

Public Service Announcement:

Today...

...I am a man.

Thank you.

[DEEP BOW]

( Click. )

[VIDEO;]

[and here's Riku standing under a bright, neon sign with all kinds of sexy lingerie and scantily clad mannequins and various... sensuous happenings going on behind him]


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[a rather terrified-looking keybearer has a big blue eye zeroed into the camera]

[it seems he's crouching in some dark, dank locale (read: the Yorozuya utility closet), face barely lit up by the glow of the guide]

[there's a pack of Soba noodles in one hand and a gameboy in the other]Somebody get here already...! The guy's gone totally ( Read more... )

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[ a slouched body and tired eyes might be the first thing the perceptive notice -- everyone else probably just sees his hand scrawling pen across a paper and a smoothie tucked between his legs ]

Anybody else been getting that "Not Enough Hours In The Day" feeling lately?

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