round 1 ♫ [video]
[Video clicks onto a ginger in a mood.]
Let me get this straight: our happy little planet Earth got galactically misfiled and ended up getting lost.
Is it me, or is that's the lamest way to destroy a planet? Come on, I’ve seen movies made on the dime that comes up with better way to blow up the world. At least give me a lot of explosions and screaming. It's just not the same without copious amounts of fire.
This is supposed some kind of broadcast, right? [Was she talking to herself before?] Better get this out of the way before I get the onslaught of the general Q&A, so listen up. Name’s Kim Pine, I’m 24, and I used to live in the middle of nowhere Ontario.
So, anyone able tell me where to find the Toronto peanut gallery around here? I’m looking for Scott Pilgrim, Stephen Stills, Ramona Flowers, Knives Chau, Young Neil, Lisa Miller, and/or Julie Powers. They’re all idiots, so they shouldn’t be that hard to find. Probably need to add my parents to the list now that I think of it. Also I need to find my drum set. Red frame with a bomb. You think these aliens are capable to manage salvaging that?
Second thought, better scratch that; the drums happen to be more important than the idiots. First person to spot my set better let me know asap.
Let me get this straight: our happy little planet Earth got galactically misfiled and ended up getting lost.
Is it me, or is that's the lamest way to destroy a planet? Come on, I’ve seen movies made on the dime that comes up with better way to blow up the world. At least give me a lot of explosions and screaming. It's just not the same without copious amounts of fire.
This is supposed some kind of broadcast, right? [Was she talking to herself before?] Better get this out of the way before I get the onslaught of the general Q&A, so listen up. Name’s Kim Pine, I’m 24, and I used to live in the middle of nowhere Ontario.
So, anyone able tell me where to find the Toronto peanut gallery around here? I’m looking for Scott Pilgrim, Stephen Stills, Ramona Flowers, Knives Chau, Young Neil, Lisa Miller, and/or Julie Powers. They’re all idiots, so they shouldn’t be that hard to find. Probably need to add my parents to the list now that I think of it. Also I need to find my drum set. Red frame with a bomb. You think these aliens are capable to manage salvaging that?
Second thought, better scratch that; the drums happen to be more important than the idiots. First person to spot my set better let me know asap.