013 || DONE HITTING THE SNOOZE BUTTON || ACCIDENTAL VIDEO
[If you're looking to visit Naruto in the hospital, you're out of luck. In fact, nobody seems to know where the supposedly coma-fied ninja has gone. The floor his room is on is in chaos as nurses rush back and forth looking for him, and his hospital bed is empty. The machines he was hooked up to are disconnected, and the IV that had been in his arm lies on the floor.]
[This is good news. The derp ninja is awake.]
[He's on the roof of the hospital, and he's brought his Guide with him to start contacting a few people to let them know he's okay. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know what's happened, so he's ready to see his friends and family.]
[The Guide's video function activates accidentally as the Guide is dropped onto the rooftop. There's a flash of bright blue eyes and bright blond hair as Naruto turns and heads to the edge of the roof. The sunlight simulator in the Thor is dimming for the evening to simulate a sunset, and Naruto looks out over the edge and off into the distance of the spaceship.]
[He doesn't know the Guide is on. Otherwise, he'd be doing a better job of trying to cover his ass. Literally. You see, he's still got his hospital gown on, and that's all he has on. In the breeze, the back flutters open, giving the Guide a good view of his ass. It's a nice ass, round and toned. He's a ninja, after all, and in very good shape.]
[Enjoy the view of his ass for awhile as the feed finally times out.]
[If your filter is on, your Guide will show you a picture of a donkey (haha ass) standing in a field.]
[This is good news. The derp ninja is awake.]
[He's on the roof of the hospital, and he's brought his Guide with him to start contacting a few people to let them know he's okay. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know what's happened, so he's ready to see his friends and family.]
[The Guide's video function activates accidentally as the Guide is dropped onto the rooftop. There's a flash of bright blue eyes and bright blond hair as Naruto turns and heads to the edge of the roof. The sunlight simulator in the Thor is dimming for the evening to simulate a sunset, and Naruto looks out over the edge and off into the distance of the spaceship.]
[He doesn't know the Guide is on. Otherwise, he'd be doing a better job of trying to cover his ass. Literally. You see, he's still got his hospital gown on, and that's all he has on. In the breeze, the back flutters open, giving the Guide a good view of his ass. It's a nice ass, round and toned. He's a ninja, after all, and in very good shape.]
[Enjoy the view of his ass for awhile as the feed finally times out.]
[If your filter is on, your Guide will show you a picture of a donkey (haha ass) standing in a field.]