Remember when "pirates vs ninjas" was clever and funny? Me either.

[umbrelladouche]

[BEHOLD, it is a mummy in a sunny cornfield.]

[Actually no it's a Yato in a sunny cornfield, with any skin not covered by clothing all wrapped up in very stylish bandages. Well golly shucks it's Kamui, all recovered from that lovely virus and DOING STUFF. He's somehow balancing a parasol and a large basket in one hand while yanking ears of what is

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[obstinates]

[Snickers at 'Duckbutt-san' again]

I dunno if Sasuke will want me to watch, y'know.

[umbrelladouche]

[YEAH HIM. You can be Snarf or what the fuck ever. Lets get a group going.]

Ahhh. I'm not hurt or anything. I just can't expose myself to the sun for too long.

[mine are more mummied]

[obstinates]

...

Are you a vampire?

[yeah he watched a lot of TV during October.]

[umbrelladouche]

[spookyface]

Worse.

[obstinates]

[okay, he has to think for a second, and he remembers the movie that really fucked him up]

... You're the Blob?

[umbrelladouche]

Do I look like a blob to you?

[obstinates]

I dunno. That thing could do some weird stuff.

[umbrelladouche]

I'm not something weird like that. Didn't I already tell you what I am?

[obstinates]

... I don't think so.

[umbrelladouche]

Oh well.

[DOESN'T CARE]

[obstinates]

... WELL WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?

[umbrelladouche]

[fufufu]

Yato.

[obstinates]

... What.

[umbrelladouche]

I could explain it but I'm tired so I don't feel like it. I'll just show you when we fight.

[obstinates]

I already know you're really strong and can heal really quick.

[umbrelladouche]

Well, that's about it, then.