Remember when "pirates vs ninjas" was clever and funny? Me either.
[BEHOLD, it is a mummy in a sunny cornfield.]
[Actually no it's a Yato in a sunny cornfield, with any skin not covered by clothing all wrapped up in very stylish bandages. Well golly shucks it's Kamui, all recovered from that lovely virus and DOING STUFF. He's somehow balancing a parasol and a large basket in one hand while yanking ears of what is probably corn off a plant with the other. After a few seconds, Kamui strolls over with the full basket and moves the guide under a big shady tree. He sticks his head into view and pulls the bandages down away from his mouth.]
I thought it was a little odd that a planet that seems to produce nothing but candy and desserts would have a job like vegetable harvesting, but I think I get it now!
[OBSERVE, he holds up an ear of corn. After tearing off the husk, it's revealed to be a giant fucking piece of candy corn. Candy corn is shit.]
It's kind of like a bad joke, isn't it?
[PITCHES THAT SHIT over his shoulder, knocks out some amanto loser who just happened to be standing there. Oh well.]
Oh! And Duckbutt-san~! I'm ready for that fight whenever you are~! This place is pretty wide open, so if we fight here, nobody on the ship can whine about it. And I guess Hero Boy can come too. I owe him a fight anyway~
[because fights with Yato = massive property damage, don'tcha know. And he either missed the part where shit like that is illegal, or he just doesn't give a fuck because he's a fucking pirate amanto yato bastard. Either way.]
[one last SUPER NICE GUY SMILE before switching off the feed <3]
[Actually no it's a Yato in a sunny cornfield, with any skin not covered by clothing all wrapped up in very stylish bandages. Well golly shucks it's Kamui, all recovered from that lovely virus and DOING STUFF. He's somehow balancing a parasol and a large basket in one hand while yanking ears of what is probably corn off a plant with the other. After a few seconds, Kamui strolls over with the full basket and moves the guide under a big shady tree. He sticks his head into view and pulls the bandages down away from his mouth.]
I thought it was a little odd that a planet that seems to produce nothing but candy and desserts would have a job like vegetable harvesting, but I think I get it now!
[OBSERVE, he holds up an ear of corn. After tearing off the husk, it's revealed to be a giant fucking piece of candy corn. Candy corn is shit.]
It's kind of like a bad joke, isn't it?
[PITCHES THAT SHIT over his shoulder, knocks out some amanto loser who just happened to be standing there. Oh well.]
Oh! And Duckbutt-san~! I'm ready for that fight whenever you are~! This place is pretty wide open, so if we fight here, nobody on the ship can whine about it. And I guess Hero Boy can come too. I owe him a fight anyway~
[because fights with Yato = massive property damage, don'tcha know. And he either missed the part where shit like that is illegal, or he just doesn't give a fuck because he's a fucking pirate amanto yato bastard. Either way.]
[one last SUPER NICE GUY SMILE before switching off the feed <3]