Remember when "pirates vs ninjas" was clever and funny? Me either.

[umbrelladouche]

[BEHOLD, it is a mummy in a sunny cornfield.]

[Actually no it's a Yato in a sunny cornfield, with any skin not covered by clothing all wrapped up in very stylish bandages. Well golly shucks it's Kamui, all recovered from that lovely virus and DOING STUFF. He's somehow balancing a parasol and a large basket in one hand while yanking ears of what is

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[uscofseasons]

[I swear this was not on purpose, but see your only co-worker, balancing her own parasol as she harvests the 'vegetables' and places them into her own basket. Gosh all mighty this place is weird by golly!]

[She seems to be enjoying herself because these vegetables aren't flowers there's no problem in harvesting them...]

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[umbrelladouche]

[SUP DOG]

[have a look]

Oh. When did you get here.

[you could have been here the whole time and he wouldn't have noticed since he's a fuckbutt]

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[uscofseasons]

[She pauses and glances back. Have a smile]

Oh, I started in the other patch.

[Cauliflower = Cotton Candy whut?]

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[umbrelladouche]

Ahh. That would explain why I didn't see you~

[This planet is fuck]

video

[obstinates]

[Snickers at 'Duckbutt-san' again]

I dunno if Sasuke will want me to watch, y'know.

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[umbrelladouche]

Oh, that's fine. I just figured it would be convenient if you were both there. That way I could just move on to you once I'm done with him.

[I'LL FUCK YOU BOTH UP]

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[obstinates]

Oi, if you get past Sasuke, call me.

[TWO CAN PLAY AT THE EGO GAME]

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[umbrelladouche]

It's hardly a matter of "if".

[MINE IS BIGGER AND MEATIER THAN YOURS]

[be_my_toy]

Kamui is going to play with someone~?

[umbrelladouche]

That's right~ I've been pretty bored, so I wanna have a little fun~

[be_my_toy]

Can I play too~?

[umbrelladouche]

Maybe when I'm done playing with these other guys, okay? You don't mind taking turns, right~?

[brbavenging]

My name is Uchiha Sasuke. You'd do well to remember it, since I'm the one who's going to beat you into the ground.

[... that's a "yay let's fight" in emo speak]

[umbrelladouche]

[DIDN'T HEAR A WORD YOU SAID]

Ahhh, there you are~ Have you decided when you wanna fight yet?

[brbavenging]

[completely forgot about this thread go zia go]

If you're ready, then so am I.

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[chocogun]

A dentist would be rich in this place.

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[umbrelladouche]

I would imagine so!

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[chocogun]

Have you found some cake? [since you clearly have a fetish with arms and cakes]

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[umbrelladouche]

I have not actually found any cake, but I'm sure it's around here somwhere.