Remember when "pirates vs ninjas" was clever and funny? Me either.

[umbrelladouche]

[BEHOLD, it is a mummy in a sunny cornfield.]

[Actually no it's a Yato in a sunny cornfield, with any skin not covered by clothing all wrapped up in very stylish bandages. Well golly shucks it's Kamui, all recovered from that lovely virus and DOING STUFF. He's somehow balancing a parasol and a large basket in one hand while yanking ears of what is

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video

[obstinates]

[Snickers at 'Duckbutt-san' again]

I dunno if Sasuke will want me to watch, y'know.

Re: video

[umbrelladouche]

Oh, that's fine. I just figured it would be convenient if you were both there. That way I could just move on to you once I'm done with him.

[I'LL FUCK YOU BOTH UP]

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[obstinates]

Oi, if you get past Sasuke, call me.

[TWO CAN PLAY AT THE EGO GAME]

Re: video

[umbrelladouche]

It's hardly a matter of "if".

[MINE IS BIGGER AND MEATIER THAN YOURS]

Re: video

[obstinates]

If you beat him, then we'll have to find somewhere better than this planet for our fight.

[OH YEAH? I HAVE NINE OF THEM.]

[TAILS THAT IS.]

Re: video

[umbrelladouche]

I hope you're not just all talk, Hero Boy.

[oh see I was talking about cocks]

Re: video

[obstinates]

I won't disappoint ya.

[why do you always have to move our conversations to cocks?]

But, oi, don't underestimate Sasuke. There's a reason he's the one person I wanna fight above everyone else, y'know.

Re: video

[umbrelladouche]

Ahh, you mean besides what the fangirls think, right?

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[obstinates]

Eh?

Re: video

[umbrelladouche]

Right over your head.

[^_^]

1/2

[obstinates]

[goddamn yato 4th wall smashing bastard]

[obstinates]

You feelin' better?

[umbrelladouche]

I feel pretty great, actually~

[meanwhile I'm fucking mummy bandaged fuck this sun]

[obstinates]

[yeah that's what he's asking for]

Really? It looks like you've been fightin' already or somethin'.

[umbrelladouche]

[shut up I'm just cosplaying that mummy guy from thundercats]

What, you mean this?

[TUGS ON MUMMY BANDAGES]

[obstinates]

[MUMRAAAAAAAAAAAH]

Yeah, that.

[look I have a mummy icon too]