otaku post fifteen ♥ voice

[ukidoki_orgasm]

So can we trick-or-treat on this ship~?

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[obstinates]

Do what?

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Ya know. Trick or treat~! Go around and ask for candy, and if they don't give us candy, we get to trick them!

1/3

[obstinates]

[obstinates]

[this... this is the greatest thing ever]

[candy or pranks?]

voice

[pinfiddlerfail]

We should!

voice

[ukidoki_orgasm]

I know! That's what I'm saying but, like...will the other, non-refugee occupants of this ship give out candy? Or, like, candied apples with worms in them?

[lovesagoodmisog]

Oh, is this a riddle? I love riddles! Let me see...

[Starts thinking really hard about it]

[So hard...she sorta freezes in place]

[You may or may not see a trickle of smoke coming from her ears]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

...It's not a riddle, mon cheri.

[lovesagoodmisog]

Just so you know, I haven't had my cherry since middle school.

...if it's not a riddle, why are you asking?

[ukidoki_orgasm]

You - you wh - oh!

[duck_dancer]

...trick-or-treat?

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Yeah! Trick or treat! You know what it is, right?

[duck_dancer]

I don't think so.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Oh, well~! It's where all the children in a neighborhood go around dressed as ghosts and monsters and animals and knock on people's doors. Then we all say 'trick-or-treat' and they have to give us candy, or else we get to prank them~!

...all in good spirits, though~!

[farewellcircus]

...Trick-or-treat? Is that some kind of game you humans have or something?

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Yeah! Well, it's not a game - it's a holiday tradition! Every Halloween, on the 31st of October, you go around in costume and knock on people's doors and say 'trick or treat!' and if they don't give you candy, you get to trick them~!

Doesn't it sound fabulous~?

[farewellcircus]

["Fabulous" isn't the word he would use even if he does dress pretty "fabulous" himself but that is pretty cool...]

What kind of tricks do you get to pull on people if they don't give you candy?

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Any kind you want~! Although the traditional ones are smashing pumpkins, or shaving cream on their windows, or egging their house, or TPing everything... It can get pretty crazy and all.