otaku post fifteen ♥ voice

[ukidoki_orgasm]

So can we trick-or-treat on this ship~?

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[lovesagoodmisog]

Oh, is this a riddle? I love riddles! Let me see...

[Starts thinking really hard about it]

[So hard...she sorta freezes in place]

[You may or may not see a trickle of smoke coming from her ears]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

...It's not a riddle, mon cheri.

[lovesagoodmisog]

Just so you know, I haven't had my cherry since middle school.

...if it's not a riddle, why are you asking?

[ukidoki_orgasm]

You - you wh - oh!

[ukidoki_orgasm]

It was a question... Not a riddle. I wanted to know if we could all go trick or treating - you know what trick or treating is, right?

[lovesagoodmisog]

Is that, like, where you pretend to take a girl out on a date, but then don't show up?

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Ah - no. That's ditching.

[lovesagoodmisog]

I've woken up in ditches before.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

That's...very unhealthy. Have you got a sleepwalking problem, mon ami?

[lovesagoodmisog]

Who's mon? My name is Brittany.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

It's...A nickname...

[lovesagoodmisog]

But...my name isn't Nick.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

I...okay. Can I call you Nick?

[lovesagoodmisog]

But that's not my name.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

...what's your name, again?

[lovesagoodmisog]

Brittany.