[Voice//Video] Two-for-one!

[gardenerofgaia]

[Backdated to Thursday afternoon / Voice / 20% filtered from Claire Farron (good thing she wouldn't know how to hack anyway)]

Say, does anyone know a Claire?

Oh, and Zack? Need to hear from you. I promise I won't laugh at you being ridiculously shorter than me for once~ [So. He might. But just a little, honest!]

[TODAY / Video]

Whoa--whoa!

Comments

/Today

[markofthewise]

[That's a familiar voice... but it's more the content that is relevant to him.]

Spent the last week as a guy, huh?

[gardenerofgaia]

That's right. It was really strange--no offense.

[markofthewise]

None taken. [He has all the memories of thinking about how horrible it would be to 'turn into' a guy.] But think of it as enlightening, right?

[gardenerofgaia]

I even thought like a guy. ...It was strange, but...not as different as I would have thought. Still, it made quite a change! [considering she thought she'd been Zack's best friend and never his girlfriend the whole time.]

[Voice] > Thursday afternoon

[wingevented]

...You promise, really? [It is pretty laugh-worthy.]

[Voice]

[waywardvow]

...Is that you, Zack? [Even if he knew Zack was bodyswapped with a little girl, it's still...not exactly normal to hear a little girl's voice for a response.]

[Voice]

[wingevented]

Looks like it. ...Okay, that was a bad way to put it. But yeah, it's me.

[Voice]

[waywardvow]

Yeah, especially when the one who does look like you... Well, she's sure not you! Sounds like you're okay, though, that's good. [sob he was so worried your brain had been melted down or something, jeez]

[of course this is kind of overlooking the predicament you do have, aka midget syndrome]

[herobydefault]

Oh thank Holy, you're back.

Aerith, you're not allowed to be a man again. Ever. Ever. It's just too weird.

['Sup girlfren. This voice is decidedly female.]

[gardenerofgaia]

I didn't know you missed me that... much...

...

Cloud, what happened to your voice?

i know it's difficult but pretend he's a girl in all these icons |D

[herobydefault]

What?

[She pauses and plays back her comment before answering Aerith.] ...nothing, why?

I'm straining so hard, you don't even know

[gardenerofgaia]

Really, you don't hear it? You've got your "Hello, Don" voice on. (Except...it's cuter.)

[action] saturday, obvsly

[notfairron]

[ Considering she's... currently well below the age at which she can take care of herself (and is in a body that's bound to warrant interest in keeping an eye on), thestormishere has been busy hanging around here ever since she got all messed up on Thursday. She hears the commotion of Aerith turning back from the other room and comes to investigate, carrying a slice of dry toast that's probably supposed to be lunch.

And she freezes in the doorway when she notices that there's a weird woman in Aerith's room, because... there's a weird woman in Aerith's room, what the heck. ]

Who...?

[action]

[gardenerofgaia]

Oh, Claire! [Oh, shoot, now she has to explain that she isn't really a guy, maybe she should have mentioned that before.]

[action]

[notfairron]

[ Uhhhh... no, she suddenly turns alarmed but serious, taking a step back. She will throw that toast, okay. ]

[action]

[gardenerofgaia]

[...Well, she's definitely glad that Claire doesn't have anything harder than toast in her hands, but she still puts up her hands placatingly--much as she did when Cloud mistook her guy self for an intruder.]

(This experiment is so annoying.)

[Say hello to thought bubbles, Claire. They're hovering above Aerith's head.]

Hey...? It's okay, I'm not going to do anything.