[Voice//Video] Two-for-one!

Nov 27, 2010 15:06

[Backdated to Thursday afternoon / Voice / 20% filtered from Claire Farron (good thing she wouldn't know how to hack anyway)]

Say, does anyone know a Claire?

Oh, and Zack? Need to hear from you. I promise I won't laugh at you being ridiculously shorter than me for once~ [So. He might. But just a little, honest!]

[TODAY / Video]

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~video, fail at filtering, lost: brain-to-mouth filter, missing "child", #lightning, !event, stupid experiment, #sokka, ~voice, ~backdated, #zack, flower girl! now actually female, #~cloud, ~filtered

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herobydefault November 28 2010, 03:40:36 UTC
Oh thank Holy, you're back.

Aerith, you're not allowed to be a man again. Ever. Ever. It's just too weird.

['Sup girlfren. This voice is decidedly female.]

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gardenerofgaia November 28 2010, 04:01:11 UTC
I didn't know you missed me that... much...

...

Cloud, what happened to your voice?

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i know it's difficult but pretend he's a girl in all these icons |D herobydefault November 28 2010, 04:22:13 UTC
What?

[She pauses and plays back her comment before answering Aerith.] ...nothing, why?

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I'm straining so hard, you don't even know gardenerofgaia November 28 2010, 04:31:18 UTC
Really, you don't hear it? You've got your "Hello, Don" voice on. (Except...it's cuter.)

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would it help if i just photoshopped a pair of boobs into them herobydefault November 28 2010, 04:34:31 UTC
Uh...I didn't know I was using my "Hello, Don," voice. [That's kind of embarrassing to remember Aerith. She doesn't want to recall seducing that nasty lardass.] Thanks for calling me cute though?

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Boobs randomly on top of Cloud's spiky hair gardenerofgaia November 28 2010, 04:38:22 UTC
[Her hand goes up to her mouth.] --I didn't say that out loud! And you're still doing it.

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on his bike, on first tsurugi... herobydefault November 28 2010, 04:40:12 UTC
Obviously you did, since I heard it. And I'm not using a voice, I'm just talking normally.

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it's like a materia combo. Elemental + BOOBS. gardenerofgaia November 28 2010, 04:53:26 UTC
But I really didn't. [She pouts slightly, still wondering about Cloud's voice. It really is like his "Miss Cloud" voice, except smoother and more natural...

...Oh, wow. There's a flash of surprise before she smiles.] --Are you in your apartment? I want to see you, now that I'm back to normal.

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...male enemies cannot attack (exception: bosses) <--- attribute herobydefault November 28 2010, 04:59:06 UTC
...yeah, sure. The door's unlocked, c'mon over. [God Aerith you are so weird.]

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making the entire Shinra army useless gardenerofgaia November 28 2010, 05:11:12 UTC
[It is not that weird, you were kind of standoffish about her NOT having her boobs.]

I'll be there soon!

[Yeah if the door's unlocked, Aerith's just going to let herself in with a "Hello hello!" and beeline for Cloud. How she is.]

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clearly cloud should have just crossdressed the entire game herobydefault November 29 2010, 21:16:27 UTC
[And Miss Cloud is just lounging on the couch lengthwise, her head on the armrest and her ankles crossed as she flips through her journal. She lifts her hand without looking in a lazy greeting as Aerith enters.]

Hey Aerith.

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...aerith wouldn't have argued gardenerofgaia November 29 2010, 21:29:58 UTC
[And with Cloud reclining back for that, it is quite easy for an approaching Aerith to see boobs.]

(Oh my gosh, he really is. ...I wonder if Tifa's seen yet?)

[For now, she'll just leaaan over his...her head, thought bubble fading away. ...Has his face changed at all? Wow.]

What are you doing? Checking up on things?

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she's a little bit twisted like that. herobydefault November 29 2010, 23:02:11 UTC
[Luckily for Aerith Cloud can't read her thoughts from her vantage point and turns a page. Her tone of voice, gestures and even posture are extremely similar; it's like someone just slapped Cloud's male head on a female body and tweaked the voice a little.]

Yup. Vincent keeps singing. And hitting on women.

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twisted, but *strategic*. gardenerofgaia November 29 2010, 23:16:52 UTC
[It's so very, very strange. Aerith will just...try to pretend all of her befuddlement is at the teammate who isn't present.

Granted, this is pretty easy, because what in the world are they doing to poor Vincent?]

Singing? He showed up in my closet a few days ago, so he's been affected by the teleporting too. [...That or he'd decided closets were the new coffin. But probably teleporting. And she's not surprised by the hitting on at all.] He's not going to be happy when this is over...

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:| herobydefault November 30 2010, 03:38:55 UTC
Yeah, he's getting reamed. He'll probably disappear for a while, not that that's anything new. [She glances up at Aerith through her bangs.]

Tifa hasn't been affected by anything yet, thank Holy.

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|D gardenerofgaia November 30 2010, 06:02:37 UTC
Oh, good. I was wondering about her!

And what about you? [teeeeeesting...]

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