There isn't anything better on the radio right now than:
Houston, do we have a problem? Obviously the answer's naaaw.

Okay, many things ( Read more... )

Tonight at mcdonalds some kid called me bougie. For about half a second I was kind of pissed (Yall best not start with me!) and then I was just like, yeah, I'm an accountant. That's about right.
But now I'm wondering--can a white person even be considered to be bougie? Has it come to that?

Okay, so, remember how I'm completely in love with my boss's wife? Well, tonight, at the company Christmas party, she was talking about how I have perfect lips, and at one point even touched my mouth. What the hell is going on here ( Read more... )

Oh my goodness yall, can we please talk about The Bachelor ( Read more... )

They sell wine at the Target by my house now! Hooray! Target-brand box wine kicks Franzia's ass ( Read more... )

Unlike justdandy, I go to movies by myself fairly often. So today when I got off work after one more dissatisfying week of accounting, and I felt like sitting in a dark, climatized room for a couple of hours (as you do periodically,) I drove to the theater next to my office to see whatever was about to start ( Read more... )

I'm going to be in NOLA next week, and I'll have a meal by myself (as opposed to always having to eat with my coworkers in stupid Metairie.) Where do I need to go?

I haven't felt like doing a food post in a very long while, but now is the time ( Read more... )

Today has been excessively strange, and not really in a fun way. Now that the sun's about to come up and it will be tomorrow, I think I will go to bed.