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[gammapulsed]

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[sonotahunter]

Really, Bruce. Green becomes you.

Just calling to see if you've been out of the mansion this week. Sun exposure, vitamin D, et cetera. I'm in town tonight--I might be forced to pry you free of that computer if you've not.

Dinner in a dim, crowded restaurant with limited lines of sight. Or perhaps dancing at one of the downtown clubs.

Very you.

Ciao.

TEXTING BACK

[gammapulsed]

It doesn't. :|

And I like staying in my room. Allows me to keep working. No distractions.

No thank you. Doesn't sound like a good time to me. Think I'd prefer playing chess with JARVIS._

CALLING BACK BECAUSE TEXTS ARE FOR THE UNCIVILIZED

[sonotahunter]

Your sense of adventure is sadly lacking for someone in your rather unconventional line of work.

I'll come by around seven. You can find a suit folded somewhere in between your cargos and thrift-store overshirts? Surely I don't have to take you shopping as well.

BRUCE LIKES TEXTING, OKAY. IT MAKES HIM SOUND LESS LIKE A DERP.

[gammapulsed]

My adventure sense quota is pretty filled up for, well. Ever, thank you. And hey, it's not like I picked this line of work.

...But I don't want to go. See, I know I said no thank you to indicated my not-wanting-to-go, and. Not to mention I don't do suits, or people. Or going out much. All big reasons behind not wanting to go.

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[the_ironman]

Brucie. |

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[gammapulsed]

[Sent forever later after a massive internal debate between 'MAYBE IF I JUST IGNORE IT HE'LL LEAVE ME ALONE' and '...THAT HAS NEVER WORKED BEFORE AND HAS ONLY LED TO HIM BEING MORE INTOLERABLE']

Don't call me that._

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[the_ironman]

[OHOHOHOHOHOHO. YOU CANNOT STOP THE SIGNAL.]

I need your help.|

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[gammapulsed]

[WELL HE COULD but then Tony would just keep buying him new phones until Bruce got buried in an avalanche of green Sidekicks.]

[Also wait what why is Tony asking him for h- Bw- Huh-- Windmills do not work this way.]

...

What did you do._