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☢ VOICEMAIL

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Text the_ironman July 15 2011, 19:04:08 UTC

Brucie. |

text gammapulsed July 15 2011, 19:11:22 UTC

[Sent forever later after a massive internal debate between 'MAYBE IF I JUST IGNORE IT HE'LL LEAVE ME ALONE' and '...THAT HAS NEVER WORKED BEFORE AND HAS ONLY LED TO HIM BEING MORE INTOLERABLE']

Don't call me that._

text the_ironman July 15 2011, 19:27:33 UTC

[OHOHOHOHOHOHO. YOU CANNOT STOP THE SIGNAL.]

I need your help.|

text gammapulsed July 15 2011, 19:46:58 UTC

[WELL HE COULD but then Tony would just keep buying him new phones until Bruce got buried in an avalanche of green Sidekicks.]

[Also wait what why is Tony asking him for h- Bw- Huh-- Windmills do not work this way.]

...

What did you do._

text the_ironman July 15 2011, 20:52:30 UTC

[It's true. He'd hide them in awkward places, too, like in beakers and test tubes and under microscopes and in his sock drawer.]

Went to art show with leggy brunette. Torso stuck to shitty modern art/giant magnet. Arc reactor unplugged.

text gammapulsed July 15 2011, 22:11:06 UTC

[For the love of- get a different hobby. One that does not involve making Bruce's life hell. The universe does that more than enough, kthnxbai.]

Didn't have the sense to pick a nonferrous alloy. Idiot Can't you get Coulson or someone to do this?

text the_ironman July 17 2011, 20:33:02 UTC

[Tony's invested way too much on this particular hobby. WAY TOO MUCH!]

I was trying something new. Didn't think giant magnets were art. Coulson is on vacation. Clint is on an assignment. Can't find Pym.

w t f|

text gammapulsed July 17 2011, 23:13:53 UTC

[Sobbbbbb Bruce must have truly punted quadriplegic kittens into a wood chipper in a past life to deserve this now.]

Fine. Will have J.A.R.V.I.S. find you and be there A.S.A.P._

[...]

Don't die._

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