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[gamepatch]

Here we go with the hunting and getting ready for winter again. Bet Handsome's got a wench in each hand to keep him warm.

Shit. Elena, Diana, Ada. Roll call. That golden bastard better not have any of my DoorMatts.

Comments

[illusivetactics]

Handsome? Do I detect a streak of bitterness?

[gamepatch]

Nah. Think I'm pretty handsome too.

[illusivetactics]

And yet you seem to have quite the sore opinion of 'That Golden Bastard'.

[gamepatch]

He knows I'll always be the golden thorn in his arse. And he knows what that means.

That's all that matters.

[myownmemory]

If you're gonna call girls lousy things like Wenches again, we're gonna have problems.

[gamepatch]

Newflash: We've already got problems. Based on the fact that I don't fuckin' like you. And if you got a problem with the vocabulary? Take it up with Lannister when he's back from vacation.

[myownmemory]

I don't like you either!

But Elena and them other girls are good people. You should call them something with a little more respect.

[gamepatch]

I'm sure they'll have plenty to say about it themselves. Stop spoiling my fun, hero.

[iamwonder]

Ah. What did you just call me?

[gamepatch]

A DoorMatt? Made you an honorary member.

[iamwonder]

I don't know what that is, but please rescind my membership immediately.

Aside from which, it would also be appreciated if you didn't refer to women in such disrespectful terms to begin with.

[gamepatch]

C'mon, think of it as a late birthday gift. I never got my fanclub. I want my fanclub.

Shit. How come no one ever yelled at Lannister. Was it the beard?

[coy_smile]

Won't be rid of me that easily, handsome.

[gamepatch]

Ada. Everyone's mad at me. Think I need a hug.

Or your panties.

[coy_smile]

And yet you'll have neither.

[gamepatch]

This just ain't my day.

[im_not_a_rookie]

What?! I am not-- You are not calling us that!

[gamepatch]

Look, you promised me a fanclub. The only reason I didn't get my DoorMatts was because Schuldig went into jealous boyfriend mode. But he's gone now.

Besides. You'd be President. President Elena...

[im_not_a_rookie]

I only promised it because it was your birthday and you were jealous of Genesis'! And that was before you started running around and telling people what sort of underclothes I wore. How have you earned a fanclub?

[gamepatch]

And I still never got it. And I'm twice the man that guy was. He wore make-up, for Christ's sakes.

I want my fanclub.