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[gamepatch]

Here we go with the hunting and getting ready for winter again. Bet Handsome's got a wench in each hand to keep him warm.

Shit. Elena, Diana, Ada. Roll call. That golden bastard better not have any of my DoorMatts.

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[iamwonder]

Ah. What did you just call me?

[gamepatch]

A DoorMatt? Made you an honorary member.

[iamwonder]

I don't know what that is, but please rescind my membership immediately.

Aside from which, it would also be appreciated if you didn't refer to women in such disrespectful terms to begin with.

[gamepatch]

C'mon, think of it as a late birthday gift. I never got my fanclub. I want my fanclub.

Shit. How come no one ever yelled at Lannister. Was it the beard?

[iamwonder]

No one needs a fanclub. I have had them. They are overrated.

I did not know him. But I am guessing it would be linked to his background or his character. That said, I would have been glad to chastise him for it, had it been brought to my attention before his unfortunate disappearance.

[gamepatch]

You've had fanclubs?

[iamwonder]

Yes. Both official and unofficial, national and international.

As I said they are overrated. They are also quite embarrassing and, in my case, have occasionally led to violence over merchandising issues.

[gamepatch]

Internation DoorMatts...

Shit, you mean I could be on a t-shirt?

...I appear to not be getting notifications. :|

[iamwonder]

What?

Matt, really. You ought to pay closer attention to my actual point.

/kicks lj. 8|

[gamepatch]

Could set up a DoorMatt gift shop...

Huh? Oh yeah, overrated and violent. I got ya. Really. I'll keep an eye on it.

Well I got THAT one. wtf.

[iamwonder]

I'm horrified.

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[gamepatch]

Yeah. I get that sometimes.