From Reinette, the ever-lovely.

[galeforcehero]

If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?

Well! Fancy meeting you here.

Comments

[willrevile]

Where's the Doctor and how long do I have to live?

[galeforcehero]

Ha!

He almost never sleeps with me, you know. For future reference. So you'd have... oh, at least fifteen minutes to run for your life.

[willrevile]

Okay. Cool.

Do you have my pants?

[galeforcehero]

Heck, no. How should I know where you left 'em? I'm not your pants-sitter.

[rude_not_ginger]

Good morning!

[galeforcehero]

Any morning is a good morning when you get to wake up to my shining face.

Or, y'know, messy hair and morning breath, but whatever.