From Reinette, the ever-lovely.

[galeforcehero]

If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?

Well! Fancy meeting you here.

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[willrevile]

Where's the Doctor and how long do I have to live?

[galeforcehero]

Ha!

He almost never sleeps with me, you know. For future reference. So you'd have... oh, at least fifteen minutes to run for your life.

[willrevile]

Okay. Cool.

Do you have my pants?

[galeforcehero]

Heck, no. How should I know where you left 'em? I'm not your pants-sitter.

[willrevile]

Well okay, but if anyone asks why I'm walking down the hall in my underwear I'm saying it's because I lost my pants in your room.

[galeforcehero]

Okay! And then I'll be sure to tell anyone who asks that you lost your pants in my room because you came into my room and took your pants off. I'm sure that won't result in your very messy death, or anything.

[willrevile]

It'll be an interesting social experiment, that's for sure.

[galeforcehero]

I'm not sure your definition of "experiment" is very scientifical.

[willrevile]

It is. Especially when missing pants are involved.