Q. What is the difference between a Celeborn and a cockroach?

[galadrielviii]

A. A COCKROACH IS NOT A SNIVELLING, OAFISH RUBE WITHOUT THE SENSE ERU GAVE A TURNIP. A COCKROACH KNOWS TO STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY. A COCKROACH CAN SURVIVE MY VIRIDIAN MUSHROOM CLOUD.

I had my Feanorian houseboy make me a pitcher of martinis and gave him the afternoon off.

Anyone who is NOT Celebornian or an ass is welcome to come over.

Comments

[galadrielph33r]

Roaches are also easier to kill. And they are actually useful in hair loss potions when other bitches show up to your parties and talk about what a mess your hair is. Whores.

I'm all for mass destruction of all Celeborn creatures, but first, I'm pretending they don't exist for an hour. Jeezus, where's the good old Spartan orgy when you need one?

[galadrielviii]

Mmm, indeed. As pitiful as these Celeborni are, they are destestably durable. Celeborni do not exist in my world (my world being all of Arda, of course). Martini?