Q. What is the difference between a Celeborn and a cockroach?

[galadrielviii]

A. A COCKROACH IS NOT A SNIVELLING, OAFISH RUBE WITHOUT THE SENSE ERU GAVE A TURNIP. A COCKROACH KNOWS TO STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY. A COCKROACH CAN SURVIVE MY VIRIDIAN MUSHROOM CLOUD.

I had my Feanorian houseboy make me a pitcher of martinis and gave him the afternoon off.

Anyone who is NOT Celebornian or an ass is welcome to come over.