Sweet, exactly who I had in mind!!! Alright you primitive jugheads, listen up, THIS is my BOOMSTICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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So, it is now official. I will be goin to Jam in the 'Dam during spring break of 2006. As of this moment right now my boy Zack, my boy Charlie and I are all signed on to be there in Amsterdam for some crazy partying and intense, awesome live music. FUCKING ROCK! It is gonna be tiiiiiiiiight, bitches. In case you couldn't tell, I'm excited. ( Read more... )

Exercising self-discipline is no small task on any man's part. Any Joe Smallberries can be disciplined if somebody else is forcing him to be that way. I've been able to show some self-discipline to myself the past few days and I feel good about it ( Read more... )

and supposed to be hotter tomorrow. Close to 100 degrees is the word. I love my aunt and uncle for having a glorious pool. So I'll be in Danvers for the day most likely, if I don't head down there tonight. Chizzled with some DNC folk last night, which is always awesome. Man, these two playas Christian and Adam (WHOA, TOTALLY JUST REALIZED THAT ( Read more... )

Blue Raspberry Misty Floats from Dairy Queen rock my socks, especially on hot days. Word. Now I'm gonna go take a cold shower and pretend I'm bathing in Blue Raspberry Misty Floats. wOOt.

Love.

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here's the new drink, cuz i'm an idiot and put it on the wrong entry last time:

Roasted Toasted Almond

Fill Highball glass w/ice

1. Pour 1/2 oz Vodka
2. Pour 1/2 oz Amaretto
3. Pour 1/2 oz Kahlua
4. Fill w/Milk
5. Shake and Serve

Doesn't that sound particularly tasty? I think so. Too bad I don't have the ingredients to make it...

Apparently the neighborhood where the Cape party was last night is owned almost entirely by the "Community for Christ". The house where we partied is one of the lone properties that has not sold out to the CFC. I was told that this party, which happens annualy every summer, is considered hedonistic by most of the surrounding neighbors. Makes me ( Read more... )

than the Cape. Just a quick update. Headed to the Cape for a weekend party. Graduated Bartending school w/flying colors (literally, the colored alcohol was flying, or, rather, pouring). And I got two numbers from cute ladies in the class. Gotta run, Mom is yelling at me.

Love.