"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself."

-George W Bush, on January 29, 2003

"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."

-George W Bush, in 2000

"My views are one that speaks to freedom."

-George W Bush, in 2004

"He was a state sponsor of terror. In other words, the government had declared, you are a state sponsor of terror."

-George W Bush, on Saddam Hussein in 2005

"I want everybody to hear loud and clear that I'm going to be the president of everybody."

-George W Bush, also on January 18th, 2001

"Who could have possibly envisioned an erection- an election- in Iraq at this point in history?"

-George W Bush, in 2005

I've assembled a small list of better questions:
"Who the hell cares?"
"What WMD's?"
"What war?"
"What oil?"
"What ties to Saudi families?"
"What did Thomas Jefferson say about 'entangling alliances'?"
"What sacrifices?"

"We thought long and hard about what to propose. We proposed a bold initiative that takes equities out of the system, so people are treated fairly."

-George W Bush, 2007

I assume he's referring to the Patriot Act.... or he's a complete idiot... or both.

"Rarely is the question asked: 'Is our children learning?'"

-George W Bush, on January 11th, 2000

Gee, I wonder why that is....

Another take on an old favorite.

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Treasonous? Does these mean that under NDAA regulations, I could be labelled a terroist for posting this, then shot by snipers exiting my current location?

(You make light of that for now, but for how long?)

...but don't take MY word for it, try John McCain's!

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Arrgh! End! *pants* Geez. That was a bad call. No more Bush/McCain collaborations.