"We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make- it would hope- put a free press's mind at eas that you're not bein denied information you shouldn't see."

-GWB in 2005

That's a double negative. Oh, and the press has shown it is very easy to subdue. Hardly a watchdog so much as a paper tiger.

"My job is to, like, think beyond the immediate."

-GWB in 2004, channeling his inner Valley Girl, apparently...

"Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis.-GWB in April 2000 ( Read more... )

"I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense.GWB on April 18, 2006 ( Read more... )

"You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it will take time to restore chaos and order-order out of chaos. But we will."

-GWB back in April 2003

Yes, your votes put this man into office. You're all to blame ;) You know why I'm not? I didn't vote. No confidence in either candidate, therefore no motive to vote.

"If they pre-decease or die early, there's an asset base to be able to pass on to a loved one, to help that loved one transitionGeorge W. Bush, discussing privatized Social Security in March 2005 ( Read more... )

"The Bob Jones policy on interracial dating... I soke against that. I spoke out against interracial dating. I support the policy of interracial dating."

-George W Bush, on this day in 2000

I support the Policy of Truth ;)

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"The relations with, uhh- Europe are important relations, and they've, uhh- because, we do share values. and, they're universal values, they're not American values or, you know- European values, they're universal values. And those values- uhh- being universal, ought to be applied everywhere."

-George W. Bush, 2005

Universal values? What, like ( Read more... )

"You work three jobs?... Uniquely American isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that."

-George W Bush, february 4, 2005, to a single mother of three

I'm sure it's as much fun as it is American, and I'm also sure the companies she worked for profited more from her service to them than she did for the pittance they gave her in exchange ( Read more... )

"I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war."

-George W Bush in 2002

And yet, he chose to do neither- instead he decided to play President for awhile, then release a self-congratulatory book about his choice. Personally, I'll gladly raise twins over going to war.