I always really loved Robert DeNiro.  And Pacino, him too.  But DeNiro is seriously the shit. He's been in Goodfellas (which is my favorite movie of all time), Raging Bull and the Godfather II.  And while I have no idea where playing a gay pirate comes into play, DeNiro still = God ( Read more... )

I got into college, but I don't want to go.  Anyone up for a little hitch hiking across the country?  I think that would be awesome.  We could eat at shoddy diners and learn to play poker with  a bunch of burly bikers at some road-side shack between Georgia and Alabama.  They wouldn't be mean, just intimidating with their dirty leather and massive ( Read more... )

Am I an overly demanding person?  No (with some exceptions, normally involving insufficient amounts of Midol).  But when I ask you to do something, and then give you plenty of time to do it, I expect you to do what you were asked to do.  I don't know why I decided to be an editor and I don't know why I gave spots to half my writers.  You get an ( Read more... )

I hate decimals and I hate chemistry.

That is a lie.  I don't hate anything.  It requires far too much effort.  Instead, I prefer to glare at things as though I would hate them.  But I do it from far away so they don't get offended.  It's like:  "Just so you know, I am thinking negative thoughts toward you right now."  I am usually also thinking ( Read more... )

I wish something would happen.  Waiting, all I do is wait.  If nothing is going to happen, I wish I would just know so I could stop expecting something.

I hate people.  They're so annoyingly independent.  Why can't we all just make sense?  It's like everything around me is building up to this huge change, but I'm sick of waiting for it.

Maybe I ( Read more... )

Life is hilarious, even when it sucks.  My life is basically falling apart and I have a million thoughts running through my head, but I can't seem to care.  It's weird.  I used to hate everything for no reason.  Now I have a reason, and everything seems perfect.  Conundrum! (Raise your hand if you loved Garden State)

I really love buying birthday ( Read more... )

I love life.  It's like crack, but you sweat a lot less.

Dinner should be sweet tomorrow.  Party it up at Old Chicago.  And we're not even eating until 7:30.  How hardcore are we?  Pretty freaking hardcore.

Chemistry Test + Calculus Test = Crap.

Well, they didn't actually seem all that hard.  But they still required more than a minimal amount of effort.  And tomorrow we get to have a history test.  Then the biology on Thursday.  You know what would be fan-fucking-tastic?  If people taught us things before they gave us tests.  That's generally how I've ( Read more... )

So I was reading a bunch of old stuff on my LJ, and I decided that I was an annoying emo teenager.  All that cryptic bullshit was really just a waste of everybody's time.  The point was that I hated myself and I had no idea why.  It wasn't all that deep and it wasn't a huge deal (for the most part).  In retrospect, I wish I would've just said it  ( Read more... )

Finish high school without being impregnated.
Go to/finish college without consuming an ungodly/possibly lethal amount of alcohol.
Get into law school (keep sexual favors to a minimum).
Get a job in/around Chicago for 5 years.
Move to San Francisco.
Quit being a lawyer.
Live in a van and smoke weed every day.
Die happy.